So I moved in with my first boyfriend at 22 after knowing him for less than a year, and so far it's going about as well as anyone would imagine.Let's hit some major life events: We adopted a puppy...conceived during ex-sex. (I know, this one requires an explanation) My actual memory of the event has been replaced with a caricature of the events. Basically...
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Prosaic Mosaic
It's time to play everybody's* favorite** game***: Where in the World Did Gregory Go? It's my own personal spin on the classic Carmen Sandiego game. Basically I give my excuse for not being around and you decide whether or not it's valid.
Ready...OK
For the last month or so I was transported to a magical place where it's okay for...
Ready...OK
For the last month or so I was transported to a magical place where it's okay for...
Just under two months ago, I was in love and I was happy. I remember that, but I can't remember why. It's as if I imagined all of the six or seven months that we were together...and that scares me. It's painful to try to recall it, but it's more painful to fail. I don't know how it happened and I don't know why it happened and I...
I have the good fortune of finding a man that makes me a jealous psychotic [insert curse word here]. I haven't been able to get in contact with Nick today or yesterday and when that happens I get a wave of crazy and I imagine the worse case scenario. My fairy tale has darker chapters that I really shouldn't recount at the moment because the...
I want to become part of this community again. And while I do pop in every once in a while and tell my stories in chat, I want to create a little something for everyone. But jumping right into my daily misadventures probably wouldn't make sense without stopping every sentence or so to explain who these people I'm talking about...
Why do you want something that you already have?
Whenever I get this question, I want to ask, "When you look at me, do you only see my penis, or my personality, the rest of me? I'm not looking for something that i already have, I'm looking for someone to complete me, and that person may or may not have "what I already...
Whenever I get this question, I want to ask, "When you look at me, do you only see my penis, or my personality, the rest of me? I'm not looking for something that i already have, I'm looking for someone to complete me, and that person may or may not have "what I already...
Not really.
Though, he failed to comprehend my profound brilliance thing. And I'm worried that once posted it'll be analyzed and found lacking of the brain smarts that I thought it once possessed. But I will be a saint and share my thoughts on poetry as relates to a conversation that only a few people were a party to. Okay, here we...
Though, he failed to comprehend my profound brilliance thing. And I'm worried that once posted it'll be analyzed and found lacking of the brain smarts that I thought it once possessed. But I will be a saint and share my thoughts on poetry as relates to a conversation that only a few people were a party to. Okay, here we...
"Getting hit on makes me feel dirty. Stick to the subtle flirting boys...you, too ladies, you're creepin me out."
I'm not conceited, and this isn't a vanity thing. It's nothing like that, I'm just shy and insecure, so when I get hit on, it catches me off guard. I am and always will the weird kid. I have no experience...
I'm not conceited, and this isn't a vanity thing. It's nothing like that, I'm just shy and insecure, so when I get hit on, it catches me off guard. I am and always will the weird kid. I have no experience...
So, I've been majorly procrastinating on this part, but that's okay because it allowed new things to unfold. Also, I am currently procrastinating from another task and this is a somewhat justifiable distraction.
So, there's this girl that I've been kind of seeing, her name is...
**Disclaimer**
It's a doozy
So, there's this girl that I've been kind of seeing, her name is...
So, this actually happened today. And there's this big long really awesome story that I'm gonna get around to telling that is completely unrelated to the events of this story, but totally relevant to my life, hence it being broken up into parts. And that's gonna happen...eventually. It's really long and I don't want to forget...
