The title says it all, doesn't it? Whoever has the last post, wins.

Did I mention I'm winning?

~gets busy building fortifications...~

EDIT:

Current Winner:

Drewbie!

Past Winner(s):

Rose Strailo

Rose Strailo

You just lost Jamie.

Jan

Your mama lost! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back at ya!

Jan

ACK!!!! You're a fast one, Jan! However...

~mouths words out of synch to sound~

You are not faster than my snake fist tiger claw turtle strike of DOOOOOOOOOM! I win!

It helps when your online and see the change and can respond. But alas, it's time to get out of here for a few hours.

Likewise. It's five in the morning, I'm off to bed, lol. But... I'm winning again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make that to "I WAS winning." Should I mention that this is a thread that will trigger some heavy post-whoring?

I win!!! Reminds me of a French saying: "Rira bien qui rira le dernier!"

Go on post-whores! Go and claim your throne (while I'm sitting on it! )

Ieshwar

>Grabs Ieshwar and pulls him from the throne to reclaim it once again.<

It's a good thing our lurking resident goat is gone for a few days or none of us would have a chance at this one.

Jan

You really shouldn't have a contest like this when someone has moderator powers and can post, then close the topic afterwards so their post WILL be the last post.

No, it is not cheating. When the throne is at stake, all is fair. All that matters is claiming the throne and keeping all pretenders away!

Maybe this post will reach the Goal of the.. "Magic Thread"


Anyway, I don't expect to be winning for very long..


Krista

I like Dan's thinking... Maybe he and I can share the last post.

Well I wasn't winning very long at all.


But! I am now.



Krista

You were. There will always be someone to make a bold statement a thing of the past. Like me.

Duh, all of you are such a bunch of liars. I'M WINNING!

Ieshwar

Wow... this could go on forever.

Nah... ya'll should be nice and just let me win.


Krista

But see if you win... that means I don't, and that can't happen This is going to go on for weeks before it finally gets burried for a month until someone else revives it and starts it all over again.

Are you saying that since your a lady we should let you win

It becomes clear to me from this thread why everyone's post count is so unrealistic.

Thanks for letting me sit on the 'Slutty' throne. (It goes with anyone- gays, girls...)

Wait in line patiently while I enjoy this brief encounter!

Ieshwar

Gender has no bearing in this one. We're all in this together.

As far a winner, that could be one and only Myr. You see, if Joe or any of the Mods close this topic, Myr could reopen it, make the last post and close it again.

But, for now, I WIN again.

Jan

haha ... damn.


Yes well, I'm not one to give up.


Krista

Does this mean I am winning?

Not true... if Myr were to re-open and close it, I would do the same and then hide the topic deep in the forums so it would be a pain to find it! Muahaha!

But that would SO not be fair!

Yea Joe & Dan can close this

No.


Let's see if I can win for longer than five minutes.


Krista

you cannot

1.2.3.4.5.6

Hmm Krista or Kurt who will win.

I.

Says the person who just lost.

I do beleive I are teh winz

You was teh winz, now I are teh winz.

In most boards the posts made in the games/humor section don't count toward overall post count because of stupid games like this. And mods usually trash the threads when they get obscenely large and start a new one (I dunno why, but mayhap there's a reason for that).

And I don't think anyone can resist this thread. It's just so shiny.

I'm considering starting. "the game" here. Btw. you just lost "the game" and so did I.

btw. winning again.

I immediately thought the same thing as Dan, but Joe's pointed out the flaw -- when there are two people with moderator powers, they can cancel each other out by unclosing the topic and adding an extra post.

Oh, and this should be my only post in this thread. I'm more than happy for someone else to win

Now if everyone would be cruel and vindicative and not post anymore, you can make me the laughing stock at GA by pointing out that I won even though I said I didn't want to....

Graeme, I just don't want people laughing at you...

This was already on my list of things to do, but now that you mentioned it, I bumped it to the top.

But if you hid it, you'd also be hiding the proof that you won.

Well hiding it wouldn't really work because he could just use the 'search' feature and be pointed right to it, but I was hoping no one would point out all the flaws in that possibility.

I just had a bacon sandwich (Not very relevant but hopefully it kills the thread and earns me the victory )

Andy hurry up!

Come on

I'm actually going to time to see how many seconds it takes for me to be bumped out. Strangle I think it's going to happen FASTER then someone takes to post that one of Dom's story has been posted.

You guys are mean, taking away all my winz.

Sorry Razor

Yoink?

You know what.. less then a min is really darn fast. I don't even think the die hard fans of Dom react this fast.

I'm Baaaackkk... lol.


and winning.


Krista