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C James
I do try and keep the rules to a minimum, but we do need a few.

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's fault. So are, of course, Cliffhangers.

Rule #2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Rule #4: Joe is Evil!

Thanks you.

CJ innocent.gif
BeaStKid
I raise a motion to nullify these rules as they target a GA member!!! tongue.gif
Ieshwar
Rule #3- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

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BeaStKid
QUOTE (Ieshwar @ December 4 2007, 10:33 AM) *
Rule #3- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

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I second that!!
shadowgod
QUOTE (C James @ December 3 2007, 08:46 PM) *
I do try and keep the rules to a minimum, but we do need a few.

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's the caprian faction's fault. This, of course, includes Cliffhangers.

Rule #2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Thanks you.

CJ innocent.gif
Meeko
QUOTE (Ieshwar @ December 3 2007, 07:03 PM) *
Rule #3- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

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# 4 From here on now Cjames will be known as QUEEN OF CLIFFHANGERS!!!

All hail the queen? =P
BeaStKid
#5

CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.

(which is impossible)

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Meeko
QUOTE (BeaStKid @ December 3 2007, 09:35 PM) *
#5

CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.

(which is impossible)

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#6 CJ needs to learn to deal with his cliffhanger issues....
Ieshwar
He needs first to acknowledge their presence...

Ieshwar
wildone
All motions carried except for post #1.....
Any objections..............
None, all motions now enacted into law except for post 1.


Damn, ain't democracy great biggrin.gif


Steve cool.gif
BeaStKid
QUOTE (wildone @ December 4 2007, 01:35 PM) *
All motions carried except for post #1.....
Any objections..............
None, all motions now enacted into law except for post 1.


Damn, ain't democracy great biggrin.gif


Steve cool.gif


Due to the above motion and it being passed, the laws are as follows--->

Rule #1- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!
Rule #2- From here on now Cjames will be known as QUEEN OF CLIFFHANGERS!!!
Rule #3- CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.
Rule #4- CJ needs to learn to deal with his cliffhanger issues beginning with acknowledging their presence
wildone
QUOTE (BeaStKid @ December 4 2007, 12:14 AM) *
Due to the above motion and it being passed, the laws are as follows--->

Rule #1- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!
Rule #2- From here on now Cjames will be known as QUEEN OF CLIFFHANGERS!!!
Rule #3- CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.
Rule #4- CJ needs to learn to deal with his cliffhanger issues beginning with acknowledging their presence



And.....any futhermore changes to the rules will now require constitutional consent of 75% or more of GA Administrators who publically acknowledge their name and position in such challenge. Any persons of such title may be allowed only one vote per that persons name, not per position.

Any challenges to above rules must be filed within fifteen minutes of posting time.
BeaStKid
QUOTE (wildone @ December 4 2007, 02:17 PM) *
And.....any futhermore changes to the rules will now require constitutional consent of 75% or more of GA Administrators who publically acknowledge their name and position in such challenge. Any persons of such title may be allowed only one vote per that persons name, not per position.

Any challenges to above rules must be filed within fifteen minutes of posting time.


In addition to the 75% admin rule, changes need to be approved by a 51% of the regular GA visitors to this forum.
C James
Ack!!!

Now, now, people, in the interest of keeping the forum running smoothly, we do have to have some rules, so after much careful thoguht and impartial evaluation, we have our forum rules (th ones I originally posted, that is). innocent.gif
wildone
Sorry CJ sad.gif , but you appear five days too late for this post. It appears that posts 11, 12, and 13 are the binding rules.

Possibly you can use the option of getting the majority of the GA Administrators to publicly name themselves and support your purposed changes biggrin.gif .

Keep us informed thumbsup.gif

Steve
Ieshwar
Anway, CJ, according to our rule#1, we simply can't believe you! tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif

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Ieshwar
C James
QUOTE (wildone @ December 9 2007, 03:03 PM) *
Sorry CJ sad.gif , but you appear five days too late for this post. It appears that posts 11, 12, and 13 are the binding rules.

Possibly you can use the option of getting the majority of the GA Administrators to publicly name themselves and support your purposed changes biggrin.gif .

Keep us informed thumbsup.gif

Steve


ACK!! Hey now, can't a goat make a rule in his own forum? Aww, you're so mean to me.
It was just one, simple rule, intended to make everything go so much easier. Cliffhanger? It's Shadowgod's fault! Bad weather? It's Shadowgod's fault! See, so much easier my way. innocent.gif

QUOTE (Ieshwar @ December 9 2007, 09:07 PM) *
Anway, CJ, according to our rule#1, we simply can't believe you! tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif

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Ieshwar


Ieshwar!!! What is there in rule # one that makes you think you can't believe me? I'm just telling it like it is... I never lie or mislead, affter all.
BeaStKid
QUOTE (C James @ December 10 2007, 12:04 PM) *
Ieshwar!!! What is there in rule # one that makes you think you can't believe me? I'm just telling it like it is... I never lie or mislead, affter all.


read the newly numbered rules and you'd understand... tongue.gif
TalonRider
There's two things to remember here, 1) Rules are made to be broken, and 2) Do as I say and not as I do.

Jan
Benji
QUOTE (TalonRider @ December 10 2007, 07:01 AM) *
There's two things to remember here, 1) Rules are made to be broken, and 2) Do as I say and not as I do.

Jan



cool.gif ......Rule # 5076 "Goats are not allowed to make or propose rules."
Graeme
QUOTE (C James @ December 10 2007, 05:34 PM) *
ACK!! Hey now, can't a goat make a rule in his own forum?

And the answer is.... No.
C James
QUOTE (Benji @ December 10 2007, 08:38 AM) *
cool.gif ......Rule # 5076 "Goats are not allowed to make or propose rules."



QUOTE (Graeme @ December 10 2007, 07:00 PM) *
And the answer is.... No.


ACK!!! This is anti-goat discrimination!!! ohmy.gif

I mean, here I am, posting a breif, perfectly logical rule to allow the forum to run smoothly, and I get resistance. This is so unfair... aleric-cry.gif
Benji
QUOTE (C James @ December 11 2007, 03:50 PM) *
ACK!!! This is anti-goat discrimination!!! ohmy.gif

I mean, here I am, posting a breif, perfectly logical rule to allow the forum to run smoothly, and I get resistance. This is so unfair... aleric-cry.gif



cool.gif ..........AH, I see the unfairness, please refer to CJ's proposed rule #1
Graeme
QUOTE (C James @ December 4 2007, 03:46 PM) *
Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's fault. This, of course, includes Cliffhangers.

While it has been established that this rule is not in effect, I was interested in something....

Over in Shadowgod's forum, you keep insisting that his cliffhangers aren't bad. Isn't that contradicted by your statement above where you explicitly list cliffhangers in the category of "bad things"?
C James
QUOTE (Graeme @ December 11 2007, 02:23 PM) *
While it has been established that this rule is not in effect, I was interested in something....

Over in Shadowgod's forum, you keep insisting that his cliffhangers aren't bad. Isn't that contradicted by your statement above where you explicitly list cliffhangers in the category of "bad things"?


The Echidna raises a good point! I'll edit the rule... innocent.gif
Benji
QUOTE (C James @ December 11 2007, 04:36 PM) *
The Echidna raises a good point! I'll edit the rule... innocent.gif



cool.gif ...............Humm!! Back to rule #5076
C James
QUOTE (Benji @ December 11 2007, 02:56 PM) *
cool.gif ...............Humm!! Back to rule #5076


Hey now! I know of no such "rule". tongue.gif
Ieshwar
ohmy.gif CJ! You don't know the rules of your own forum! That's not good at all. Go to your room and read them all. 100 times!

Ieshwar
JSmith
CJs Forum Rules have been updated smile.gif
Bondwriter
QUOTE (C James @ December 4 2007, 06:46 AM) *
I do try and keep the rules to a minimum, but we do need a few.

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's fault. So are, of course, Cliffhangers.

Rule #2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Rule #3: Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

Rule #4: From here on now Cjames will be known as QUEEN OF CLIFFHANGERS!!

Rule #5: CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.

Rule #6: CJ will lose all Forum wars with other Administrators.


rolleyes.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
What happened to you, CJ? How could you possibly change your rules to admit defeat to the Great Foe from Madison, Milwaukee and Austin?
Tiger
QUOTE (Bondwriter @ April 3 2008, 01:18 PM) *
rolleyes.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif
What happened to you, CJ? How could you possibly change your rules to admit defeat to the Great Foe from Madison, Milwaukee and Austin?

The war has just begun. Perhaps a fight to the death is in order. evil.gif
Krista
It will take a lot to defeat the imagination of Joe, I believe. cwm27.gif Maybe a certain Goat has gotten into some world of trouble, so admitting defeat at this point would just be the smart thing to do. laugh.gif

Ahem.. I like the new Forum name CJ. wub.gif
Tiger
QUOTE (Krista @ April 3 2008, 02:06 PM) *
It will take a lot to defeat the imagination of Joe, I believe. cwm27.gif Maybe a certain Goat has gotten into some world of trouble, so admitting defeat at this point would just be the smart thing to do. laugh.gif

Ahem.. I like the new Forum name CJ. wub.gif

I actually think it should stay that way. Joe, you really are a genius. wub.gif And no, I am not choosing a side. I want to sell tickets for the fight to the death when it happens. 2handed.gif
TalonRider
In the words of Ambassador Kosh of Vorlon, "And so it begins."
Tiger
QUOTE (TalonRider @ April 3 2008, 03:23 PM) *
In the words of Ambassador Kosh of Vorlon, "And so it begins."

Yes, it is going to be hilarious. This war is going to be much worse than the last one. It's hard telling what CJ's retaliation shall be. Oh, the king of evil cliffhangers will do something so evil that we'll never see it coming. Maybe we should start an organization similar to SPiCE to protect people named Joe. ph34r.gif
Benji
QUOTE (TL The Writing Tiger @ April 3 2008, 04:40 PM) *
Yes, it is going to be hilarious. This war is going to be much worse than the last one. It's hard telling what CJ's retaliation shall be. Oh, the king of evil cliffhangers will do something so evil that we'll never see it coming. Maybe we should start an organization similar to SPiCE to protect people named Joe. ph34r.gif



cool.gif .......I can see it now, it will start out with a drinking contest with Eric drinking his tequila and Cody his beer.....round one goes to his Shadowyness
Tiger
QUOTE (Benji @ April 3 2008, 04:03 PM) *
cool.gif .......I can see it now, it will start out with a drinking contest with Eric drinking his tequila and Cody his beer.....round one goes to his Shadowyness

The war is between Joe and CJ though. That means that Shadowgod may have to choose a side, since CJ is his beta reader. This could get ugly. ph34r.gif
Benji
QUOTE (TL The Writing Tiger @ April 3 2008, 04:09 PM) *
The war is between Joe and CJ though. That means that Shadowgod may have to choose a side, since CJ is his beta reader. This could get ugly. ph34r.gif



ohmy.gif ......Oh! blush1.gif ....I missed something in this thread I guess.
Meeko
QUOTE (Benji @ April 3 2008, 11:30 AM) *
ohmy.gif ......Oh! blush1.gif ....I missed something in this thread I guess.



Oh don't forget about little ol me I sure got me somethnig planned for them admin types =D
wildone
War, what war??

I read CJ's forum rules and they all look like they are in perfect order except maybe number one biggrin.gif .

How is Joe being dragged into this, CJ has mearly posted how he wants his forum run.

Every author (or goat) should be able to create their own set of rules.

Kudos CJ thumbsupsmileyanim.gif
Tiger
QUOTE (wildone @ April 3 2008, 06:59 PM) *
War, what war??

I read CJ's forum rules and they all look like they are in perfect order except maybe number one biggrin.gif .

How is Joe being dragged into this, CJ has mearly posted how he wants his forum run.

Every author (or goat) should be able to create their own set of rules.

Kudos CJ thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

Hehe... I think someone, other than CJ, might have changed the rules a bit. I could be wrong though. innocent.gif
C James
ACK!

All i can say is, Joe is evil, picking on me like this... He's mean, i tell ya, mean!

All I did was try and honor Joey... His resignation letter shook me up so bad that I just had to find some way to let all future new GA members get to know the real Joe...

I mean, the way he's acting, you'd think he didn't appreciate having a website in his honor? innocent.gif
wildone
QUOTE (C James @ December 3 2007, 09:46 PM) *
I do try and keep the rules to a minimum, but we do need a few.

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's fault. So are, of course, Cliffhangers.

Rule #2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Rule #3: Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

Rule #4: Joe is Evil!

Rule #5: CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.

Rule #6: CJ will lose all Forum wars with other Administrators.

Thanks you.

CJ innocent.gif


Hmmm, point 4 has been tampered with to wrongfully cast Joe in the wrong light.

Thus, may I suggest the forming of MOJO tongue.gif (Members Opposed to Joe's Opprobrium)

Steve cool.gif

p.s. Hey, it was the best I could come up with for a catchy acronym and a thesauruses biggrin.gif
JSmith
I think Shadowgod will pick the right side wink.gif

He has a few tricks up his sleeve that I couldn't do, so it's safe to say who's going to come out victorious smile.gif
C James
QUOTE (JSmith @ April 3 2008, 08:26 PM) *
I think Shadowgod will pick the right side wink.gif

He has a few tricks up his sleeve that I couldn't do, so it's safe to say who's going to come out victorious smile.gif


Wildone, I like "MOJO".

And, um, Joe, you are in league with His Evil Shadowyness?!?!? Uhoh, a true Axis of Evil!!

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JSmith
The Queen Goat, I wouldn't say we're evil. Instead, The Queen Goat, you should be thankful I'm not going all out yet.

Oh yeah The Queen Goat, I love your name. The Queen Goat is just so... unique.

I think everyone should use "C J" (without the space) more often when they're talking. What do you think, The Queen Goat?
Drewbie
How about The Queen Goat Queen Goat or The Queen Goat posting denier.
JSmith
A little taste of how mean I could be...



But I didn't want to upset readers, so I changed it back smile.gif

I also had to change the word filter off so his Site would continue to work.

P.S.

The Queen Goat and I are in negotiation terms and this may be a quick end to the war biggrin.gif
Meeko
QUOTE (JSmith @ April 3 2008, 05:59 PM) *
A little taste of how mean I could be...



But I didn't want to upset readers, so I changed it back smile.gif

I also had to change the word filter off so his Site would continue to work.

P.S.

The Queen Goat and I are in negotiation terms and this may be a quick end to the war biggrin.gif



BOOOOO!!!

MORE WAR MORE!!!
Tiger
QUOTE (L0st Cause @ April 3 2008, 11:06 PM) *
BOOOOO!!!

MORE WAR MORE!!!

You're just asking for trouble. Then again, so am I with my blog entry from yesterday. ph34r.gif
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