Rule #3- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

I do try and keep the rules to a minimum, but we do need a few.

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's the caprian faction's fault. This, of course, includes Cliffhangers.

Rule #2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Thanks you.

CJ

Rule #3- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

#5

CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.

(which is impossible)

All motions carried except for post #1.....
Any objections..............
None, all motions now enacted into law except for post 1.


Damn, ain't democracy great


Steve

Due to the above motion and it being passed, the laws are as follows--->

Rule #1- Never believe the postwhore, CJ!
Rule #2- From here on now Cjames will be known as QUEEN OF CLIFFHANGERS!!!
Rule #3- CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.
Rule #4- CJ needs to learn to deal with his cliffhanger issues beginning with acknowledging their presence

And.....any futhermore changes to the rules will now require constitutional consent of 75% or more of GA Administrators who publically acknowledge their name and position in such challenge. Any persons of such title may be allowed only one vote per that persons name, not per position.

Any challenges to above rules must be filed within fifteen minutes of posting time.

Sorry CJ , but you appear five days too late for this post. It appears that posts 11, 12, and 13 are the binding rules.

Possibly you can use the option of getting the majority of the GA Administrators to publicly name themselves and support your purposed changes .

Keep us informed

Steve

Anway, CJ, according to our rule#1, we simply can't believe you!


Ieshwar

Ieshwar!!! What is there in rule # one that makes you think you can't believe me? I'm just telling it like it is... I never lie or mislead, affter all.

There's two things to remember here, 1) Rules are made to be broken, and 2) Do as I say and not as I do.

Jan

ACK!! Hey now, can't a goat make a rule in his own forum?

......Rule # 5076 "Goats are not allowed to make or propose rules."

And the answer is.... No.

ACK!!! This is anti-goat discrimination!!!

I mean, here I am, posting a breif, perfectly logical rule to allow the forum to run smoothly, and I get resistance. This is so unfair...

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's fault. This, of course, includes Cliffhangers.

While it has been established that this rule is not in effect, I was interested in something....

Over in Shadowgod's forum, you keep insisting that his cliffhangers aren't bad. Isn't that contradicted by your statement above where you explicitly list cliffhangers in the category of "bad things"?

The Echidna raises a good point! I'll edit the rule...

...............Humm!! Back to rule #5076

I do try and keep the rules to a minimum, but we do need a few.

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's fault. So are, of course, Cliffhangers.

Rule #2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Rule #3: Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

Rule #4: From here on now Cjames will be known as QUEEN OF CLIFFHANGERS!!

Rule #5: CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.

Rule #6: CJ will lose all Forum wars with other Administrators.

What happened to you, CJ? How could you possibly change your rules to admit defeat to the Great Foe from Madison, Milwaukee and Austin?

It will take a lot to defeat the imagination of Joe, I believe. Maybe a certain Goat has gotten into some world of trouble, so admitting defeat at this point would just be the smart thing to do.

Ahem.. I like the new Forum name CJ.

In the words of Ambassador Kosh of Vorlon, "And so it begins."

Yes, it is going to be hilarious. This war is going to be much worse than the last one. It's hard telling what CJ's retaliation shall be. Oh, the king of evil cliffhangers will do something so evil that we'll never see it coming. Maybe we should start an organization similar to SPiCE to protect people named Joe.

.......I can see it now, it will start out with a drinking contest with Eric drinking his tequila and Cody his beer.....round one goes to his Shadowyness

The war is between Joe and CJ though. That means that Shadowgod may have to choose a side, since CJ is his beta reader. This could get ugly.

......Oh! ....I missed something in this thread I guess.

War, what war??

I read CJ's forum rules and they all look like they are in perfect order except maybe number one .

How is Joe being dragged into this, CJ has mearly posted how he wants his forum run.

Every author (or goat) should be able to create their own set of rules.

Kudos CJ

I do try and keep the rules to a minimum, but we do need a few.

Rule #1: All bad things are Shadowgod's fault. So are, of course, Cliffhangers.

Rule #2: When in doubt, see rule #1.

Rule #3: Never believe the postwhore, CJ!

Rule #4: Joe is Evil!

Rule #5: CJ is and will be the number one prolific poster in GA until someone leaves him behind in the total post count.

Rule #6: CJ will lose all Forum wars with other Administrators.

Thanks you.

CJ

I think Shadowgod will pick the right side

He has a few tricks up his sleeve that I couldn't do, so it's safe to say who's going to come out victorious

A little taste of how mean I could be...



But I didn't want to upset readers, so I changed it back

I also had to change the word filter off so his Site would continue to work.

P.S.

The Queen Goat and I are in negotiation terms and this may be a quick end to the war

BOOOOO!!!

MORE WAR MORE!!!