Dear Mr. Domluka ,

That's it! I've just about had it with you Domluka! I'm so sick and tired of being hit by my owner. Ever since he started reading your stories, the abuse I have taken has gone through the roof. Sure, he used to hit me in the past (and I sure got him back by withholding one of my colors….he hates it when I don’t show yellow). But lately, he seems to be smacking me upside the screen every time he gets through reading one of your chapters.

While the physical abuse is bad, I think it’s the verbal abuse that has really been getting to me. The swearing, the name calling, it’s all too much! I used to just be ‘stupid monitor’, but now its ‘Pull your head out of your ass Rory!’ or ‘Owen, you stupid f*ck!’, or ‘Jeez Quinn, your gay, figure it out!’ First of all, I’m not Quinn, and I’M NOT GAY!

Since you haven’t posted a new chapter in a couple days, I thought I would get a chance to recuperate and let my injuries heal. Boy was I wrong. I was ‘smacked’ back into reality when my owner RE-READ the last chapter of TLW. There I was, minding my own business and then POW… ‘Karen, you B*tch!’

Now he’s calling me a girl’s name!!!!! And I’m a boy monitor!

So please, tone down your stories. I wish you would write them more like my owner’s technical manuals. When he reads those, he’s like a zombie and doesn't hurt me (he’s barely awake when he reads those). Hundreds (if not thousands) of monitor’s around the world will be grateful.

Whoops, here comes my owner. I better send this note out before he finds out what I'm up to...

Sincerely,

Dell UltraSharp 20" Flatpanel

Tisk tisk...Vic are you running out of skits for us? I now for a fact that this is a rerun from the group....Post #693 to be exact....Here I was all excited about a new skit or something...and it's a rerun....

We need to have a forum just for Vic's skits....Something like "The Archive of Vic's skits" .... or something like that....

Tisk tisk...Vic are you running out of skits for us? I now for a fact that this is a rerun from the group....Post #693 to be exact....Here I was all excited about a new skit or something...and it's a rerun....

We need to have a forum just for Vic's skits....Something like "The Archive of Vic's skits" .... or something like that....

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rerun or not u gotta love them. i think i missed this one in the group.
JC

Hey Apollo,

With moving again and a suggestion from Ann, I brought over some of our 'best of' stuff. With the other forum going away and who knows what might happen to the yahoo group, I figured it would be safe to 'save' them here. I should probably put a disclaimer on them to say that they are re-prints. Sorry to get your hopes up, the most recent 'original' was the celebrity basketball one.

Vic the Domaholic

Better keep the files handy for the next move.