<Sitting in a coffee shop with his laptop and a latte>
Dom smiles to himself as he puts the finishing touches on his latest chapter. “Boy this sure was a tough and long chapter to write, but it’s some of my best work yet. They’re going to love this Cliffy.” Dom gets ready to hit save, “I’ll be glad to get this posted today, my fans have been clamoring for an update for weeks.”
The door to the coffee shop bursts open and in walks a montley assortment of older gentlemen. Dom thinks to himself “Is it Pride Weekend already?” as he gets a closer look at the merry band. They are all dressed in different kinds of rainbow gear, as if they were part of a gay pride parade. Dom chuckles, “Is that guy wearing a cape?”
The boisterous group takes up residence at a table right next to Dom. Dom can’t help but overhear their conversation.
“Hey Sexy Director of Communications, why aren’t you parked here on my lap?” One of the guys says to the other.
“I’m trying to find the rest of our Hershey’s kisses and Rainbow jelly beans, eh.” The other responds.
Dom gulps and he starts thinking to himself “Sexy Director? Hershey’s kisses? Rainbow Jelly beans? And a Canadian accent? They can’t be!”
“Hey Kel, where’s your necklace and decoder ring?”
“My leather necklace broke during the raid and so I’ve got my decoder ring in my pocket.”
“Oh geez, it’s them.” Dom mumbles to himself as he realizes he’s got a bunch of Domaholics right next to him. And it’s the crazy ones.
“Hey cutie, I hope you weren’t saying something to us?” The ring leader eyes Dom, all the others looking at him now too.
“Oh no, I was just talking to myself.” Dom smirks to them, hoping they don’t realize who he is.
“I hope not, when I’m not in my rainbow gear I’m a lawyer and can make quick work out of a little smart ass like you.” The leader tries to intimidate Dom with his tone.
Dom stares incredulously at who he figures is Michael, but then softens his stare as he did not want to give himself away, “Oh no sir, I’m just working on a paper here, minding my own business.” Dom laughs to himself thinking, “if only he knew that he was my supposed legal council too.”
“Good.” Michael says to Dom, then ignores him and turns back to his friends “While the raid wasn’t a success, we’ll rescue him next time. We’ll get a necklace around his neck and get him back on the rainbow side eventually.”
“Rainbow High Fives!” The group cheers as they finish their cappuccinos.
Dom relaxes as their attention has moved away from him and is grateful that they don’t realize who he is.
After about 10 minutes...
“Ok guys, let’s get outta here.” Michael says to the others.
As the guys file by Dom to get out of the coffee shop, one of them trips on the power cord to Dom’s Laptop.
“Noooooooooooooo!” Dom screams as the cord gets unplugged and his laptop goes blank.
“Hey, you just made me loose all my work!” Nazi-Dom screams to the group.
“Sorry kiddo, but we have important business to attend to. Everyone’s on edge because we haven’t had a fix in a while.” The tripper arrogantly states. The rest of them ignore Dom’s pleading eyes as they exit.
Little did they realize the fix that they had all been waiting for, just vaporized into thin air.
Dom stares at the blank laptop screen and say, “Well F*ck, now I have to start that chapter over. None of their as*es better complain about how long it's taking me to post!”
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