Alright, this is a little tricky. If you know the game, then play along, but don't spoil it for anyone. If you figure out how it works, continue to post, but do NOT post how it works. Let people figure it out for themselves!

Everyone's going to post what's Hidden behind the Green Glass Door. If you don't know what's behind it, you have to figure it out by posting your own statements of what's behind it. If you're wrong someone will point it out and you'll have to try again.


Some examples:
- There are books but no shelves
- There is a moon but no sun
- There is hell but no heaven
- There are no clothes but there are speedos

Examples that would NOT work:
- There are animals but no sheep
- There are lifeguards but no swimmers
- There is a cup with no milk.

Figure it out, but don't post how you got to your answer. If someone is wrong, just kindly tell them that item is not behind the Green Glass Door


You can go with the examples above as well as these:

There is a pool that has no water
There are nooks and crannies, but no corners or sides

There are books with great letters in them, you can look at them, but you can't read them.
There are letters addressed to me, too, but not your mail.
There are sniffles in the cool air, but not in the heat.

There is sorrow, but there is no death.
Conversely, there is no elation, but there is happiness.

Last time I looked, anyway.

D

There are valleys but no mountains.
There are streets, but no cars.
There are no houses, but there are roofs.

Tob

Nice!

There are cartoons, but no characters.
Things are sold by the gallon, but not by the quart.
There are kittens and puppies, but no cats or dogs.
There are roosters and moos, but no cows or crowing.

There is booze but no alcohol, with beer but no liqour.
You can bobble the balls but can't score a goal.

There is sadness, but no hope.
There is no porn, but there are skinny books.

There is wine but there are no grapes.

There is war but there are no weapons.

I'm sorry Kevin, but there is no wine. Although there are wine-bottles.
And thankfully, there is no war either. There is freedom.

Tob

Unfortunately, there are battles, for there is no peace.

The rooms have doors, but no entrances.
There are cinnamon rolls and pizza, but no ovens or delivery boys.

Ah, *this* game. I imagine it'd be easier this way than spoken.

- Nothing is not behind the door, nor is everything, or indeed anything. However, all *s behind the door.
- There are no gays, nor homosexuals, nor heterosexuals... there are breeders, though, and queers. It's not a weird place, because nothing is weird there. But weirdness exists. As does oddness. Interestingly, things can be odd there without being weird. Hmm.

There are breeders and their offspring, but no babies, children, or siblings.
There is swimming in pools, but not in water or swimsuits.

Pornography isn't okay, but suggestive stuff is allowed.

There is skinny dipping, but no nudity.

there is intelligence, but there is no logic

There are bodies, but no warmth

Sorry, there are no bodies, but there are throbbing masses.

there is schooling, but no education
no money, but there is enrollment bills

There is light, yet nothing is seen
There is sound, but nothing heard

sorry Benji there is no light, only darkness
no sound, only a screech and boom

There pillowcases are available in eggshell, vanilla, and offwhite, but not ecru, puce, or cream.

You can buy cookies and muffins, but no buscuits or scones.

Bees and beetles can be seen, but no wasps or spiders.

There is cooking, but no cleaning and stopping, but no starting.

there are goats and birds of prey
but no sunglasses or feathers

Sorry Benji, there are neither goats nor birds of prey.

And there are sunglasses. Although there is no sun.

There are schools but no teachers
there are ponds but no water

You are correct, there are schools with no teachers.

But there are no ponds with no water. There are pools with no water, however.

There are noodles, but there is no pasta.
There is grass, but there is no soil.
There are earrings, but there are no necklaces.

There are rabbis, but no priests.
One hears "Hallelujah"s, but no "Amen"s.

There is marriage for queers (sorry Steve!) and wedding dresses, but no brides to wear them. The grooms could, I suppose, but that would just be pretty odd. No vows, but there is commitment.

There are weekends but no Saturdays or Sundays

Tob

..........There are sunsets, but no sunrises

You're right, there are no sunrises. But unfortunately there aren't any sunsets either. In fact there's no sunshine at all, which is ironic since it's always sunny.

............Obviously there is humor, because I'm losing the irony

there are cliffhangers, but no shadows, nor goats.

......There are planes, but no pilots

Sorry, there are no planes nor pilots, but there are balloons and balloonists.

There is glass, but no windows.

There are wooden doors, but no entries or exits.

You can listen to accordions, but not sousaphones.

You can yell but not scream

You can sleep but not wake up

You can bugger your boss but not frolick with your best bud

There is food, but no drink.

You can attend dinner or supper, but not breakfast, lunch, nor snacktime.

Ballgames have beer but no peanuts.

And it is normally summer or fall but never spring or winter.

The masses communicate wirelessly but there are no televisions or radios nor people to watch them.

There is Cartoon Network, but no Sci-Fi station
There is CNN, but no ABC
They show Dallas on TV, but not Desperate Housewives
None of the Rambo movies are there, but you can watch Sleepless in Seattle