...your house has better tires than your truck.




[come on folks- add to the thread. Rednecks can be from everywhere and there are a few gay ones ]

..........If your outside furniture used to be your inside furniture.

IF your car is more expensive then your house

I'm a foreigner, with a slow brain, even slower because my age .
I didn't find the word "redneck" in my dictionary
So I went to wikipedia and found redneck.
They are nice people, easy to understand .
Anything against them ?
Old Bob
add : BTW the rednecks are also living in french speaking countries :
En français, le terme est parfois traduit par "bouseux" ou "plouc", voire "péquenaud".
Thats right, but my question remains .

...there are more people than teeth at your family reunion.

...you see a public service announcement that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.

..........You go to family reunions, to meet girls!!

lol old bob! I think the "you might be a redneck" jokes are referring to Jeff Foxworthy's stand-up comedy skit. His website defines a redneck as possessing “a glorious lack of sophistication”. You can listen to some of his stuff on his website. One of my favorites from there...

...people stop by your house mistakenly thinking you're having a yard sale!

...if you think that dual airbags are your wife and your mother-in-law.


...your favorite t-shirt would start a riot in New York or L.A.


...if you have any male relatives called Skeeter, Bubba or Big 'un.



PS- I'm from Mississippi. All I have to do to make new redneck jokes is to go to Walmart and walk around for a few minutes.

... if you think incest is okay, as long as it stays in the family.

...you've ever made change for the offering plate.


...you silently fart and blame the dogs.


...you've ever had a fight over NASCAR race.

.......If your Dad and you graduate 5th grade together!

Oh come on! That one doesn't mean you're a redneck! What the hell is the point of getting a dog if you can't blame them for your farts!?


... you and your dog use the same tree

You might be a redneck if...

you begin every phone conversation with "I don't mean to bother you..."

your children remember the taste of beer from when they were bottle-fed.

the grocery list starts with beer and ends with pork rinds.

See, now if you just left the bold part without the pork rinds, then I would have had to veto that one our grocery list usually starts with Beer ...


... Your father does the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

... your relatives have been on the Jerry Springer Show.

........Man's best friend taking the heat from missing homework assignments to the recent stain on the carpet.

..........If you moma and daddy had the same last name befor they got married!

...your dog and your wallet are on a chain.


...you think that the last words of the National Anthem is Gentlemen, start your engines.


...you think that possum is the other white meat.

(And this one is a goat joke also!)
... you have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor.

.......Now that's a classic!!

.........If toilet paper is something you only window shop for!

...you think safe sex is a padded headboard.


...you think that a seven course meal is KFC and a six-pack.


...you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

this is great!

...you have more than one kid named billy, and one or more of them are girls.

...when you go out for a parents night out you empty a box of snakes in the front yard and tell the kid to 'round'em up.'

...one of your grandkids is also a son/daughter.


....and you might be a redneck if this is your favorite restaurant.