There once was a guy named, Steve. It was his birthday, so he decided to go out that evening. He put on his favourite clothes and went out to his favourite restaurant! While there he met a person who can make his dreams come true, and troubles go away. Turns out the guy was not only a miracle worker, but smart and funny AND a model for Aberporn. When they met, he brought Steve twelve dozen roses and paid for the dinner. Over dinner, they discussed gay literature. Turns out that his favorite story is about a guy named Bourbon. Steve blushed. The good looking young man smiled and then they paid the bill, and went for a ride. "I'll bet I can make it to Jamba Juice before you," the model dared him. The bikes revved up, black billows of smoke rising in their wake. hey were neck and neck, barreling down the deserted street until a cop made them pull over. Luckily, the Aberporn model was also a well-known, local firefighter, and the cop let them off with a warning.

They ended up at the cliff, overlooking lover's lane and in the moonlight they saw each other and the glint of light in their eyes. Taking the opportunity, the Aberporn model leaned over and gave Steve a kiss and whispered in his ear, "You're amazing in every way shape and form."

And when they pulled away they looked into each others eyes, smiled, and turned towards the horizon holding hands overlooked a cliff. The only thing interrupting the moment was a goat close by bleating.