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I am a confused pimp who likes to spill coffee on crotches.





*Warning: this randomizer may occasionally be offensive. Use discretion about which results you post.

I am a nosy disco queen who likes to beat trouser snakes.

I'm a Toe-Sucking Dragon who likes to Devour Hank Hill

Well... I am a green bitch who likes to write to vaginas...

Yikes I forsee lots of therapy in your future

I am a Pink Sausage Link that likes to Upset Women.

Umm, I won't comment on how much of that is true. *cough*

I'm a drunken cab driver who likes to whollop penisses!

I don't even know what whollop means *cries*

Sooo perfect!

I am a gorgeous size queen who likes to reward firemen.

Top that.

I'm a quiet fruitcake who likes to upset flies. Hmmm... I do upset flies, but a fruitcake??

I am a pathetic attorney who likes to whap penises.

haha I'm a sexy camper who likes to slap loaves of bread??? hahahahahhaha
This is hilarious XD

LOL I tried it the second time around, and mind you this is so not me: I'm a nasty clerk who likes to *4 letter words (such a bad word!)* homosexuals.

I am a wasteful salad buffet who likes to lend money to penises.

*sighs*

And I'm a boring whiner who dislikes the overly cheerful music accompanying this fun little nonsense.

I agree about the music.

I am a sad hobo who likes to teach heterosexuals.

By the way, I would prefer it if we kept this thread at around PG-13.

ummmm.............

"You are a cock-heavy deformity who likes to mount doorknobs"

and after that I'll think I refrain from commenting

I'm a nutritious bag of ice who likes to eat hedgehogs.

I am a happy demon who likes to clean reptiles?

Okay, this is officially bonkers!




P.S
i did this another time and this one I gotta post!!

I am a polite attorney who likes to grope TIGERS!!

Am I? Tim?

P.P.S

Another good one---> I am a handsome dogboy who likes to run from goats....

Mine was still the best.
I am a gorgeous size queen who likes to reward firemen.
Honestly.

I'm a prickly hobo taht like to strip hellhounds...

wait for it...

yea... my thoughts exactly lol

I tried it twice :
"a confused goddess who likes to fight with tigers" ( He, poor Tiger )
"a robust Dragon who likes to break hulahoops"
I prefer the second one. But where to find today hulahoops ? .

I am a purple ape who likes to forsake Mexico.

I am a yellow album who likes to feed hawks

I am a confused dancer who likes to squeeze Tigers


*squeezes tiger*

I am a wasteful goddess who likes to play with giraffes.

Well apparently I'm a "tart virgin who likes to wash bears".

OH MY!!! The 1 i got says "You are a Cock heavy bitch who likes to fistf**k ducks"
BAH HA HA HA OMG OMG! OMG!

This is sooo wrong!

Im a Godly Pornstar who likes to Rape Animals!

That is soooo wrong!

Can't believe i haven't seen this!

I am a short perpetrator who likes to lick tigers...


hehe, tiger

You are a itchy band who likes to knit flies.

I am a drunken dad who likes to feed beans... can beans be fed?

I am a great airport who likes to discover crotches... -.-

I am a slimy seasponge who likes to rave with rice.

I am a yellow barrel who likes to spill coffee on tigers... hey Tiger, avoid yellow barrels carrying coffee!

I am a prickly bitch who likes to corrupt bears. Oh yeah...

I am a kind pimp who likes to hang rice.

I am a funny sexyb**ch who likes to spin tigers.

I am a new researcher who likes to murder goats. (Hmm...)

i am a miniscule wolf who likes to stomp lebsians

I am a caged pawsl*t who likes to laugh at testes.

I am a caged hunk who likes to grow tigers.

Well, when you put it that way...


I am a prickly goddess who likes to buy doorknobs.

Apparently, I am a "Green Porn Star who likes to Pull Tigers"

Or, I am a "Beautiful Baby who likes to Spill Coffee on Hot B**ches"

I'm not sure which is worse....o_0

And what's wrong with that? Rrrrawr!

lmfao, Maybe I don't want to be green...

I am a horny dog who likes to conquer hedgehogs.

...

Talk about prickly sex.

I am a scary television who likes to pull toes.

I like mine



Though my second one of "You are a yellow hunk who likes to touch lamps" is less than cool since most of it's true. Not the hunk. But in this lamplight i'm looking quite the simpson...

And OK actual WHOAH at "You are a testicular goddess who likes to ride homosexuals."

I'm sort of lucky, I guess...none of mine are "fit" for public viewing...due to the language of the result...

Let me gives this a go....

So I am a Yellow Manwhore who likes to punch penises .

What Kind of manwhore am I?

Really? Mine is so lame!

You are a striped stud magnet who likes to feed heterosexuals. blech.

I'll take yours over mine, Jamie.

I am a punctual perpetrator who likes to hold toilets.

I hate being punctual.

I am a wide eyed publisher who likes to mislead bisexuals.
this game is soo cute. but the music ...
I apparently am also a malignant attorney who likes to conquer oxen, yep that sounds about right.
oh God, this one`s the cutest:
I am a bad sea captain that likes to slap heterosexuals,

I am a crazy size queen that likes to spill coffee on wolves.
Well, I`d hafta be crazy if I would like to spill coffee on those cute little wolvies.

I'm a sexy wolf who likes to shrink camels... hmm, does that mean smoking?

2nd try: I'm a well-hung rat who likes to wake beavers. Gooooodness.....

That was one of several I got...