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AFriendlyFace
Hi all!

So, being someone who loves a good pun - or maybe a bad pun - I couldn't resist creating a game thread for BMAD based on the popular Mad Libs game that I'm sure many of us played as kids!

For those of us who don't know Mad Libs is a word game in which players are prompted to supply a certain type of word and then later asked to fill that word into a set of pre-created text.

For example one might come across the prompt "Action Verb" and fill in "Jump". They would later come across a piece of text something like this, "Tom can __(Action Verb)___ very high". The player would then fill in "Jump" from their previous list. The fun of course comes in when the player chooses a word that seems silly, or nonsensical in the context. For example if for "Action Verb" the player had chosen "run", "swim", etc. The gaming pleasure if further enhanced when the words are inserted into a well-known story/text or in a context in which the reader can easily figure out what is supposed to be in the blank.

So with that in mind, I thought we might have a few laughs with a series of "BMAD Libs". The simplest way to play is:

-Click "Reply"
-Type your answers to the prompted words at the top (don't look at the text passage at the bottom!)
-Scroll down and fill in the blanks with the corresponding numbered word
-Remove the spoiler tags from around the story text. They look like this:
CODE
[spoiler]
Story Text
....
....
[/spoiler]

-Click "add reply" so we can all have a good laugh! laugh.gif (or maybe even be impressed by the coherence of your story!)




Have fun!
-Kevin
AFriendlyFace
This first one is taken from chapter 5 The Name Game. It is entitled:

"A phone call"


1) Random Word
2) Noun that can be a person (ex: Doctor, mother, senior citizen, etc.)
3) Past Tense Verb
4) Relationship noun (ex: brother, co-worker, etc.)
5) Adjective, state of being (ex: sleepy, excited, etc.)
6) Action Verb
7) Noun – something one might buy in a store
8) Proper Place Name (Ex: London, McDonald’s, etc.)
9) Noun – a thing (Ex: hair, water, etc.)
10) Adjective
11) Emotion (ex: loving, resentful, embarrassed, etc.)
12) Proper Name Person (Might want to pick a character name, but don’t have to!)
13) Noun
14) Adverb
15) Adjective
16) Verb involving one of the five senses (Ex: smell)
17) Noun









“Oh god, what do I say?” I blurt out to no one in particular as I look hopelessly at my ringing cell phone.

“Try ‘___(1)___’.” This remark brought to you by a random, dykish looking ____(2)___ standing near me in the CD section of the Half Price Books in Montrose. While I’m glaring at her as though she’d just ___(3)___ on my cat, I suddenly realize that her suggestion isn’t completely without merit.

“___(1 again)___," I say as I frantically flip my cell phone open.

“Hey sexy. How’s my favorite ___(4)___?” Ben lilts suggestively, then giggles. “Dance __(4 again)__ that is.”

“Um fine,” I say trying to sound ___(5)__.

The trouble with trying to sound ___(5 again)___ is that one is inclined to simultaneously try to look ___(5 yet again)___. Big mistake! Unfortunately, I realize this about a second too late as I ___(6)___ too heavily on the CDs in front of me and knock over a large row.

Damn it! It’s this ___(7)___ Ronnie has me using. I swear it’s making me stupid. I never used to act like this.

“What was the question again?” I ask blushing.

Ben’s laughing. “I asked if you were going to be at ___(8)___ tonight. You’re there every Saturday right?”

“Oh. Um yeah, I’ll be there. Sorry about that. I, uhh, think I have some __(9)__ in my ear or something.” (9 again) in my ear? What the hell?!

he teasingly chides, “You __(10)__ guys. I’ll never understand you.”

“Sorry man,” I laugh. “But yeah, I’ll definitely be there. Hey, by the way, I’m sorry if I caused any problems for you last night,” I add remembering how ___(11)___ ___(12)___ looked.

“It’s cool Aaron, and you didn’t. ___(12)__ just a ___(13)___ sometimes and __(14)__ __(15)__. It’s all good though. I’m really sorry he acted like that.”


“Um, so I’ll __(16)__ you tonight.”

“__(16)__ ya then.” He says, and then he pauses briefly. “I think you owe me a __(17)__ anyway,”

steph291
QUOTE (AFriendlyFace @ August 13 2008, 03:55 PM) *
This first one is taken from chapter 5 The Name Game. It is entitled:

"A phone call"


"Oh god, what do I say?" I blurt out to no one in particular as I look hopelessly at my ringing cell phone.

"Try '__zoinks!__'." This remark brought to you by a random, dykish looking __author__ standing near me in the CD section of the Half Price Books in Montrose. While I'm glaring at her as though she'd just __walked__ on my cat, I suddenly realize that her suggestion isn't completely without merit.

"__zoinks!__," I say as I frantically flip my cell phone open.

"Hey sexy. How's my favorite __neighbor__?" Ben lilts suggestively, then giggles. "Dance __neighbor__ that is."

"Um fine," I say trying to sound __dopey__.

The trouble with trying to sound __dopey__ is that one is inclined to simultaneously try to look __dopey__. Big mistake! Unfortunately, I realize this about a second too late as I __ate__ too heavily on the CDs in front of me and knock over a large row.

Damn it! It's this __cookie__ Ronnie has me using. I swear it's making me stupid. I never used to act like this.

"What was the question again?" I ask blushing.

Ben's laughing. "I asked if you were going to be at _Notre Dame_ tonight. You're there every Saturday right?"

"Oh. Um yeah, I'll be there. Sorry about that. I, uhh, think I have some __mouse__ in my ear or something." __mouse__ in my ear? What the hell?!

he teasingly chides, "You _lovely__ guys. I'll never understand you."

"Sorry man," I laugh. "But yeah, I'll definitely be there. Hey, by the way, I'm sorry if I caused any problems for you last night," I add remembering how __sated__ __Kevin__ looked.

"It's cool Aaron, and you didn't. __Kevin__'s just a __bike__ sometimes and _quickly__ __green__. It's all good though. I'm really sorry he acted like that."


"Um, so I'll _sense_ you tonight."

"_sense_ ya then." He says, and then he pauses briefly. "I think you owe me a _boy_ anyway,"
sat8997
QUOTE (AFriendlyFace @ August 13 2008, 06:55 PM) *
This first one is taken from chapter 5 The Name Game. It is entitled:

"A phone call"



“Oh god, what do I say?” I blurt out to no one in particular as I look hopelessly at my ringing cell phone.

“Try ‘shoes’.” This remark brought to you by a random, dykish looking sister standing near me in the CD section of the Half Price Books in Montrose. While I’m glaring at her as though she’d just walked on my cat, I suddenly realize that her suggestion isn’t completely without merit.

Shoes," I say as I frantically flip my cell phone open.

“Hey sexy. How’s my favorite cousin?” Ben lilts suggestively, then giggles. “Dance cousin that is.”

“Um fine,” I say trying to sound grumpy.

The trouble with trying to sound grumpy is that one is inclined to simultaneously try to look grumpy. Big mistake! Unfortunately, I realize this about a second too late as I jump too heavily on the CDs in front of me and knock over a large row.

Damn it! It’s this blouse Ronnie has me using. I swear it’s making me stupid. I never used to act like this.

“What was the question again?” I ask blushing.

Ben’s laughing. “I asked if you were going to be at New York tonight. You’re there every Saturday right?”

“Oh. Um yeah, I’ll be there. Sorry about that. I, uhh, think I have some glasses in my ear or something.” Fluid in my ear? What the hell?!

he teasingly chides, “You round guys. I’ll never understand you.”

“Sorry man,” I laugh. “But yeah, I’ll definitely be there. Hey, by the way, I’m sorry if I caused any problems for you last night,” I add remembering how irritated Jake looked.

“It’s cool Aaron, and you didn’t. Jake's just a hairbrush sometimes and very large. It’s all good though. I’m really sorry he acted like that.”


“Um, so I’ll touch you tonight.”

Touch ya then.” He says, and then he pauses briefly. “I think you owe me a zoo anyway,”



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jessiflash
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“Oh god, what do I say?” I blurt out to no one in particular as I look hopelessly at my ringing cell phone.

“Try ‘clock’.” This remark brought to you by a random, dykish looking coach standing near me in the CD section of the Half Price Books in Montrose. While I’m glaring at her as though she’d just ran on my cat, I suddenly realize that her suggestion isn’t completely without merit.

Clock," I say as I frantically flip my cell phone open.

“Hey sexy. How’s my favorite landlord?” Ben lilts suggestively, then giggles. “Dance landlord that is.”

“Um fine,” I say trying to sound thoughtful.

The trouble with trying to sound thoughtful is that one is inclined to simultaneously try to look thoughtful. Big mistake! Unfortunately, I realize this about a second too late as I sleep too heavily on the CDs in front of me and knock over a large row.

Damn it! It’s this soap Ronnie has me using. I swear it’s making me stupid. I never used to act like this.

“What was the question again?” I ask blushing.

Ben’s laughing. “I asked if you were going to be at the White House tonight. You’re there every Saturday right?”

“Oh. Um yeah, I’ll be there. Sorry about that. I, uhh, think I have some magazine in my ear or something.” Fluid in my ear? What the hell?!

he teasingly chides, “You fuzzy guys. I’ll never understand you.”

“Sorry man,” I laugh. “But yeah, I’ll definitely be there. Hey, by the way, I’m sorry if I caused any problems for you last night,” I add remembering how scared Mick looked.

“It’s cool Aaron, and you didn’t. Mick's just a hat sometimes and very sparkly. It’s all good though. I’m really sorry he acted like that.”


“Um, so I’ll hear you tonight.”

Hear ya then.” He says, and then he pauses briefly. “I think you owe me a flower anyway,”

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Tob
QUOTE (AFriendlyFace @ August 14 2008, 12:55 AM) *
“Oh god, what do I say?” I blurt out to no one in particular as I look hopelessly at my ringing cell phone.

“Try ‘August’.” This remark brought to you by a random, dykish looking chimney sweeper standing near me in the CD section of the Half Price Books in Montrose. While I’m glaring at her as though she’d just frozen on my cat, I suddenly realize that her suggestion isn’t completely without merit.

“August," I say as I frantically flip my cell phone open.

“Hey sexy. How’s my favorite great-aunt?” Ben lilts suggestively, then giggles. “Dance great-aunt that is.”

“Um fine,” I say trying to sound frolicsome.

The trouble with trying to sound frolicsome is that one is inclined to simultaneously try to look frolicsome. Big mistake! Unfortunately, I realize this about a second too late as I bake too heavily on the CDs in front of me and knock over a large row.

Damn it! It’s this paper-clip Ronnie has me using. I swear it’s making me stupid. I never used to act like this.

“What was the question again?” I ask blushing.

Ben’s laughing. “I asked if you were going to be at airport tonight. You’re there every Saturday right?”

“Oh. Um yeah, I’ll be there. Sorry about that. I, uhh, think I have some leash in my ear or something.” leash in my ear? What the hell?!

he teasingly chides, “You yellow guys. I’ll never understand you.”

“Sorry man,” I laugh. “But yeah, I’ll definitely be there. Hey, by the way, I’m sorry if I caused any problems for you last night,” I add remembering how irritated Jack looked.

“It’s cool Aaron, and you didn’t. Jack's just a baseball sometimes and extremely flat. It’s all good though. I’m really sorry he acted like that.”


“Um, so I’ll taste you tonight.”

“Taste ya then.” He says, and then he pauses briefly. “I think you owe me a flower anyway,”



It's not even that bad. biggrin.gif

Tob
AFriendlyFace
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I got a big kick out of those! laugh.gif
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