While at Dorney Park today, I saw this on the back of shirt;

Air is like Sex
They are both difficult to handle when you aren't getting any.

A few weeks ago i was out of town at the mall. And theres 1 store it says all kinds of funny tshirts about everything politics,sex,drugs, EVERYTHING!!!. My favorite 1 said "For My Next Trick i need a condom and a volunteer" if the writing wasn't pink i was going to buy it.

I have two t-shirts. they are both plays on the shirts that say something like sexy, or princess, ect.

The first one says:
Sexy? On what planet?

And the other says
I wouldn't want to be princess....(on the front)
To much Gauze to shred. (on the back)

both were made by a good friend of mine.

One of my favorite T shirts says this:

"ITS TRUE:
everything you THINK you know about me is true. i am an EVIL, twisted devil worshipper. i sacrifice kittens and babies then dance NAKED, covered in their BLOOD, around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smite the blessed and raise the WICKED to immortal supremacy on earth. plus, your slut of a daughter GANGBANGS me and my friends on your dinner table in exchange for CRACK COCAINE. i hate puppies, flowers, apple pie, mom, and everything american, especially the PRESIDENT. but, most of all i hate YOU with a murderous passion you could barely understand with your limited intellect. everything you FEARED about me is true.

oh, and i know where you live"


I love that shirt.

One of my favorites (maybe because of the fact i'm from NJ) is:

NEW JERSEY
Where the weak are killed and eaten

Eric

In Mexico, I saw one I really liked. "I'm shy, but I've got a big dick."

I used to have one, and then I got fat and outgrew it lol.