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Jack Frost


Every curious teenager should have this.

It's a postcard. I found them in the mall for free, so I took a bunch of them. lol
UEnigma
laugh.gif

That's amazing and funny at the same time... who knew that there would be a thing like that for size lol!
Tiger
Anyone who can fit into the biggest better stay the hell away from my butt. ph34r.gif
Demetz
~Scratches Tiger off -ToDo- list~
Tiger
QUOTE (Demetz @ August 25 2008, 04:23 PM) *
~Scratches Tiger off -ToDo- list~

rolleyes.gif I suppose I have to be bad here, so I will be. I don't think you'd quite fit into that. I shall say no more. innocent.gif
Graeme
Tiger, I would be more worried about someone who is too big to fit in that last one. Most people wouldn't have a problem getting into that size -- it's just a case of how roomy they want it to be. tongue.gif
Tiger
Good point, Graeme. tongue.gif
Benji
QUOTE (Tiger @ August 25 2008, 05:34 PM) *
Good point, Graeme. tongue.gif


cool.gif ..........Humm, there were only three categories, are there more Tiger??
Tiger
All I know is that the third looks as big as a fist, Ben. lmaosmiley.gif
Benji
QUOTE (Tiger @ August 26 2008, 12:18 AM) *
All I know is that the third looks as big as a fist, Ben. lmaosmiley.gif


wacko.gif ............Yikes, a fist is not right at all!! Tiger the screen must be too small! wacko.gif
Jack Frost
Eh it takes two and half fingers to fit in the biggest one.

I had a roommate who used that. That's what I got for sneaking in his drawers while he was at work. Shocked me. lol
AFriendlyFace
QUOTE (Jack Frost @ August 27 2008, 07:24 AM) *
Eh it takes two and half fingers to fit in the biggest one.

I had a roommate who used that. That's what I got for sneaking in his drawers while he was at work. Shocked me. lol

He left it in his drawers while he was at work?! ph34r.gif


Reminds me of a story told to me by a friend of mine about a discovery she made in her girlfriend's drawers
Jack Frost
I know I know I know.

I am snoopy sometimes. I couldn't resist.
Benji
QUOTE (Jack Frost @ August 30 2008, 09:58 AM) *
I know I know I know.

I am snoopy sometimes. I couldn't resist.


dry.gif ..........'reminds self' to keep Frosty out of my drawers.
UEnigma
Hmmm... Frosty... wanna hook me with your roommates number tongue.gif
Jack Frost
He's lost somewhere in the world. Last time I heard he was in Japan two years ago.
Benji
QUOTE (Jack Frost @ September 1 2008, 04:47 PM) *
He's lost somewhere in the world. Last time I heard he was in Japan two years ago.


cool.gif ...........So did he leave his, ahem, measuring thing behind? dry.gif
Jack Frost
I moved out before him.

I wasn't interested in him.

But my hubby went nut when I told him about his size. lol
Zilar
QUOTE (Jack Frost @ September 3 2008, 11:18 PM) *
But my hubby went nut when I told him about his size. lol


ohmy.gif You peeked once while he was testing it out or what? tongue.gif
Nerotorb
Ya know, the magnums arent really THAT big. Dunno. Maybe its just me.
Benji
QUOTE (Nerotorb @ September 3 2008, 10:23 PM) *
Ya know, the magnums arent really THAT big. Dunno. Maybe its just me.


B) ........Humm!! Must be you!!
Jack Frost
QUOTE (Zilar @ September 3 2008, 05:44 PM) *
ohmy.gif You peeked once while he was testing it out or what? tongue.gif

No silly.

I saw his condom box and the box spoke to me. biggrin.gif
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