lughs prompts Prompt #45 - Challenge

[Lugh]

create definitions for the following words:

 

• squirmish
• flexting
• misinfotainment
• fomo
• intaxication
• brainspin
• buysexual
• sharewear
• recessionitis
• interneuter

 

My Example

 

 

(there is no right or wrong, all can be found on the urban dictionary, but I'll know if you were cheating)

[Marzipan]

Please don't laugh.

 

• squirmish

Someone who can’t stay still and is twisting on his/her seat.

 

• flexting

Some kind of quality that makes others more flexible for new things.

 

• misinfotainment

Wrongly told piece of info that will lead into a disaster.

 

• fomo

Gay only on camera.

 

• intaxication

Passing out in a taxi and forgetting to tell the home adress.

 

• brainspin

Total twist with thoughts.

 

• buysexual

Someone who picks up sexual behavior and desire from whoever and whatever sexuality involved.

 

• sharewear

Friends sharing the clothes on regular basis.

 

• recessionitis

I have absolutely no idea. Does that make me one?

 

• interneuter

Tripping inside of oneself.

 

 

[jian_sierra]

• squirmish - something that makes a person squirm
• flexting - texting while exercising in the gym
• misinfotainment - the business of misinforming people
• fomo - a female homosexual
• intaxication - a person indebted with too much taxes
• brainspin - something that will make a person dizzy
• buysexual - a person whose sexuality depends on who is availing his/her services
• sharewear - clothes that can be shared by everyone regardless of age, gender, etc.
• recessionitis - someone who is afraid of recession
• interneuter - a person versed in the use of the internet

Edited July 15, 2011 by jian_sierra

[Nephylim]

• squirmish - to laugh uncontrollably when you get squirmed.

• flexting - Sending messages through the clenching and release of certain muscle groups

• misinfotainment - finding pleasure in the confusion of others.

• fomo - prefix to the word 'sexual' to denote a sexual orientation towards froth

• intaxication - impairment of the senses caused by the ingestion of tax returns. Usually follows the phrase 'I'll shove that tax demand so far down your throat you'll be shitting confetti'. An entirely different term is used after the phrase 'I'll shove that tax demand so far up your arse you'll be using it to clean your teeth'... anal formicatio

• brainspin - technical term for the effect of trying to read the small print in a contract.

• buysexual - descriptive word for both prostitutes and their clients. Or someone who is attracted people who are addicted to shopping,

• sharewear - commonly used in team building exercises where, during the course of a camping trip, weekend adventure experience etc, participants are encouraged to share their clothing with particular emphasis on sharing between males and females so that, for example female participants will share their underwear with male participants so that the males will enjoy the experience of lace panties and padded bras while the female participants get to wear the boxers and the big boots

• recessionitis - Mental illness caused by irrational fear of losing your hair.

• interneuter - a rare condition where protracted exposure to the world wide web causes infertility.

[Lugh]

these are so funny. keep em coming!

 

Good job guys (and gals) who have done them.

[Dannsar]

squirmish - the afflicted state, so loved by all persons, of politicians who are asked a question that can only have a yes or no answer as they seek to avoid said response method in order to avoid losing mrs bloggs' critical vote in the race to be champion of all our hearts.

 

flexting-semaphore

 

misinfotainment - winner of the annual prize for ladies in the Academy of Informative Entertainment Arts

 

fomo - teenage affliction of the hormonal system where the horn comes upon one forno apparent reason when looking at even the ugliest mutha

 

intaxication - the state achieved by many when using publicly available motor carriages with complimentary drinks

 

brainspin - Stephen Hawking with a puncture

 

buysexual - an individual who goes all gooey in the gusset when they key in their PIN and who leap on random cashiers for sexual gratification

 

sharewear - (1) a degradation in functionality of the ability to allow one's partner to lick one's lollipop. (2) a degradation in one's ability to refrain from swallowing and bringing the goods up for mutual pleasure.

 

recessionitis - a horror of going to the toilet twice in one day

 

interneuter - an alarmingly low paid uterus who seeks experience for no pay, long hours, and a gratitude deficit.

[Frostina]

 

• Squirmish: is how people feel when they know they’re about to be tickled

 

• Flexting: Flexing muscles while texting, in an attempt to develop certain muscles. Popular with the Gen Y crowd whose main source of comm. is text messages.

 

• Misinfotainment: Providing misleading information, for entertainment.

 

• Fomo: For Mothers

 

• Intaxication: the effect having to sort and keep track of way too many taxes

 

• Brainspin: The effect caused by the changing demands of the preteens, and those on their early teenage years. Brainspin is most common to moms and dads of children of the age range of 8-14 years

 

• Buysexual: those attracted to shopaholics. Irrespective of the gender. ( hence the ‘buy’ sexual... a small respect to the originally coined bisexual)

 

• Sharewear: the original term referring to the no longer followed dress code that needed to be followed while visiting share markets. (back when people needed to visit share markets!)

 

• Recessionitis: the very common bout of depression suffered by those that did not get affected by recession, and had nothing to complain about.

 

• Interneuter: a person claiming they can cure infertility over the internet. (without aids of drugs, etc.)

 

 

[comicfan]

1) squirmish - the effect of a child or animal to wriggle like crazy when it is bath time, causing the adult to become more soaked then original target.

 

2) flexting - the odd movements seen by those who play video games or text too much. Usually seen as the individual flexes their sore fingers from constant rapid movement done in a continuing manner.

 

3) misinfotainment - the wrong information given to you on how to do or get somewhere, and the fun had in retelling everyone how it affected your day.

 

4) fomo - Free of Missing Objects - signs posted on yard sale objects such as games to indicate all the pieces are there

 

5) intaxication - That joyous feeling of your first paycheck and the sudden let down as you notice how much money has been taken out in taxes.

 

6) brainspin - any idea that is introduced which causes someone to forcibly examine sacredly held ideals and beliefs as possibly being wrong.

 

7) buysexual - a male or female who buys things for sexual release. For some this might be clothing and others sex toys.

 

8) sharewear - this is the discovery that your new or favorite piece of clothing has been worn, stained, and returned to your wardrobe usually by a sibling or roommate.

 

9) recessionitis - the desire of junior high students, high school students, and adults to return to a time in their lives when the hardest decision of the day was what you were going to do during recess.

 

10) interneuter - the sudden use of gender neutral words due to the fact the speaker is unsure whether the person before them is a man or a woman.

[Andy78]

Here's my attempt https://www.gayauthors.org/story/andy021278/andysshortstogaprompts/21

[JamesSavik]

• squirmish- (usually) a child that can't sit still, fidgety
• flexting- males sending topless pictures of themselves flexing muscles
• misinfotainment- pMSNBC
• fomo- a brand of fire retardant foam used at airports
• intaxication- when you are taxed at a rate exceeding 60%
• brainspin- what you have to do to vote for either one of the two dominate political parties in the United States. Also known as drink the koolaide.
• buysexual- a person who patronizes prostitutes.
• sharewear- Buying clothes that you will share with a sibling.
• recessionitis- Getting sick of the bad economy.
• interneuter- A person whose penis has actually fallen off due to overexposure to internet p0rn