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When to OUT People: a Guide for Nuking Hypocrites

"Outing" people is, under most circumstances, traumatic and potentially destructive.   It can even be dangerous to people.   It should only be done only under certain exceptional circumstances. Examples follow and then guidelines.   Reverend Ted Haggard, millionaire leader of a mega-church, was a highly influential, outspoken critic of gay people and gay rights. He counseled parents to send their gay kids to pray-the-gay-away camp. He was caught with a hustler and crystal meth.   Mor
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Raccoons On a Space Shuttle

In the year 2012 an astronomer discovers that in six months an asteroid will collide with the earth destroying all life. NO problem! A highly trained international team of astronauts is ready to save the earth. They didn't count on a stow-away. Raccoon on a Space Shuttle   Staring:   Robert Hayes as Mission Commander Stryker   Leslie Nielson as the President   Billy Bob Thornton as the folksy Mission Control Guy   Scott Bakula as the nice, sincere guy that gets killed in a l
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Remember the Far Side!

If you are of a certain age and twisted outlook, you probably know and love the Far Side. I sure do. For years it was the only reason I subscribed to the @&*^%ing! paper.   Here are a few of my old favorites.     Note: this cartoon pre-dates AlGore          
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Gays In the Military

Obviously there were no gays in the military in this WWII era recruitment poster- despite the coy looking blond twink servicing all those pipes and valves.     Nothing homo-erotic at all about this big, burly sweaty man slamming that big shell home...     This WWI era recruiting poster is looking for young men and seamen...     Oh well, leave it too the marines to know where the action is.   Semper fi, do or die, Marine Corp, Marine Corp, Marine Corp!   ______________________
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Contact

"Oh my god, I think I killed him!" , the young woman holding a shovel shouted.   I answered, "I'll check. Stay back. Where is he?"   She said, "In the back yard. He surprised me on the patio. He tried to grab me but I smacked him." Her hand were shaking as she held the shovel at port-arms.   I pulled my Beretta and clicked off the safety and pulled my mag-lite.   I keyed my radio and said, "This is one-L-19 responding to complaint of a prowler, I'm Code 2 at 145 Pine Valley Highway. 10-7
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Modern Classics- the Beatles 66-70

In August 1966 Revolver which debuted at #1 and stayed there for 7 weeks.     Eleanor Rigby   Good Day Sunshine       In June 1966 the Beatles released Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band which debuted at #1 for 27 weeks.     Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band/With A Little Help From My Friends     When I'm 64         The White Album was released in Nov. 1968 and marked the start of the Beatles psychedelic phase with tracks like Helter-Skelter and Revolution #9 a
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The lighter side of suicide bombers

Smart Bombs   Really, really dumb bomb   "Death to America, death to Israel, you guys go first..."   Suicide Bomber Barbie is fierce as long as she doesn't break a nail.   The suicide bomber homing pidgeon was a horrible idea...   Suicide bomber cat hates you...   Yassar's Big Adventure
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Guys That You'll Sleep With In College

The Athlete   OK. You can stand the competitiveness to get next to those pecs and abs. It's not that he looks like a Greek god chiseled out of marble that turns you on about him. It's that dreamy look in his eye.   It takes about a month to figure out that when he gets that dreamy look, he's thinking of somebody else.       Mr. Perfect   No. He's not a wrestler except in the sack. Mr. Perfect is everything you always wanted... except for the cheating and the clap.       The Hip
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We are D-EVO!

OK we've all seen this picture but George's ears make chimp jokes passe'.   Let's take a look at the major candidates and other in the news side by side with their closest biological relatives...     Here is Phred Phelps and a baboon. Can you tell which is which?     Here is Phred again and an baboon... which looks more evil?
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Football 101- Basic Offense & Positions

The Pro Set is one of the most basic formations you will see. Almost all the pro teas run it at one time or another. It is a balanced offense from which a team can either pass of run.   Positions-   Offensive Line: the offensive lines job is to open holes for runners of protect the quarterback on passing plays. Although O-lines don't get much press, they have got to perform their job or the offense is going nowhere.   C or Center snaps the ball to the QB and then blocks or protects the pas
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Nine Planets may Become 12 or more

Nine Planets Become 12 with Controversial New Definition Robert Roy Britt, Senior Science Writer August 16, 2006 Source Link   The 12 planets under the newly proposed IAU definition. Planet sizes are shown to scale but their orbital distances are not to scale. Credit: IAU/Martin Kornmesser   In proposing a new planet definition, the International Astronomical Union put 12 objects on a watch list of candidates that need further study. They are shown here to scale with Earth. Credit: I
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Early Metal: Deep Purple

1972 marked the breakout year for the band Deep Purple. Their album Machinehead became something of the beginning of the metal genre. Their contemporaries Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin continued to add the power, volume and edge that defines metal.     The following songs became the noise that drove a generation of parents to drink.     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-lSTlUnfA
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The New Face of our Galaxy

The good people working with the Spitzer space telescope have made a huge discovery. Spitzer sees in a number of bands of the infrared spectra some of which have never been possible to explore before. Our atmosphere absorbs a large chunk of the infrared spectra- specifically microwaves.   Spitzers position high above our atmosphere allows it to see and explore things that human eyes simply can not and have only now begun to have the ability to explore.   Our understanding of our own home ga
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Seven Ex-boyfriends that you don't Want

The Drunk     Fun and charming, the drunk loses some of his appeal when you sober up. After he's drank all your booze and pissed on your bed, the puke in your closet is the last straw.   The problem with drunks is that they forget that you threw them out. You have to break up with them dozens of times for it to take. Even then, they show up drunk and horny at 2am or make those wonderful calls in the middle of the night.   The only sure way to get rid of them: tell them about how well yo
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Horribly Offensive Blog Post

You've been warned. If you are a politically correct sack of shit, read on at your own risk. You'll be offended and I'll be... heartbroken.   Some of you have been asking about my baby pictures. Here I yam in all of my white trash redneck glory.     So where are we? After getting told that I was a liar, a zionist and an ignorant redneck who should shut the f**k up because I was stupid, I'm pretty pissed.     I'm a black sheep in this politically correct nut house and I don't f**king
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How do you make a Lib-tard jump off a bridge?

Here's a start:     Follow it up with this:     And they are pretty much writing the note.     Oops... Mustn't forget the Obligatory Butthurt Incident Report       Some things are just meant to turn out badly.     Like playing with an old man's Wii     Some things are inevitable. Like Rule 34     Or the way that I wished that the Twilight series would end.     ...and math nerds never get laid.       PEACE... through superior firepower!
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Modern Classics- The Beatles 1962-65

The Beatles   The Beatles first formed in Liverpool, England ~1957 by a quartet of school chums. At first they were the Quarrymen, then the Johnny and the Moondogs" and finally the Beatles in honor of Buddy Holley and the Crickets. Primarily consisting of John Lennon (rhythm guitar, vocals), Paul McCartney (bass guitar, vocals), George Harrison (lead guitar, vocals) and Ringo Starr (drums, vocals) throughout their career, The Beatles are recognized for leading the mid-1960s musical "British I
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Manicotti with Sausage & Spinach

Manicotti with Sausage & Spinach filling   The filling   1/2 pound of Italian sausage (bulk, for linked sausage, remove "case") 3/4 cup Ricotta cheese 1/2 cup of Parmesan Cheese 1/2 cup cooked spinich 1 egg   1) Brown sausage. Make sausage into very small bits. 2) Mix all ingredients in a bowl. 3) Put in a "zip-lock" baggie   Filling is ready. Put aside until needed.     Preparation   1) Bring water to a rolling boil in large pot 2) Add salt to water 3) Boil manicotti sh
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Supertramp- Breakfast In America

Supertramp c.1978- Doug Thompson, Rick Davies, Roger Hodgson, John Helliwell and Bob Siebenberg       In 1979 Supertramp, an established British arena rock band, released their sixth album. Breakfast in America became an instant hit providing three hit songs in the US and two top 10 hits in the UK.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3JVfxluFU   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VjNxQgxNU   Well some they do and some they don't, Some you just can't tell. Some they will and some t
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Yes - Fragile

What happens when you put together a group of classically trained and very talented musicians? You get Yes.   Yes was, at its high water mark, Jon Anderson(vocals), Chris Howe(lead guitar), Chris Squire(bass), Rick Wakeman(keyboards) and Alan White(percussion).     Yes circa 1972 left to right: White, Howe, Wakeman, Squire, Anderson   In 1971 Yes was flying high. Their breakthrough album the Yes Album was gathering fame and awards for the band. When they released Fragile in November, th
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10 Guys You'll Sleep With in College

The Athlete   OK. You can stand the competitiveness to get next to those pecs and abs. It's not that he looks like a Greek god chiseled out of marble that turns you on about him. It's that dreamy look in his eye.   It takes you a while to figure out that when he gets that dreamy look, he's thinking of somebody else.       Mr. Perfect   No. He's not a wrestler except in the sack. Mr. Perfect is everything you always wanted... except for the cheating and the clap.       The Hipst
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I Hate the Dentist

Did I mention that I Hate the Dentist?   With all of the fear and loathing and the insane panic that small animals in critter carriers get when they smell that antiseptic smell of the veterinarians office.   I want to flee. Run away, very fast with heart racing, sweating, rapid breathing.   I'm not an easily frightened person. I just have a phobia of men with sharp objects poking around in my mouth.   The gas is fun but it is but a cruel, cruel lie. The gas makes you just a little high.
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SN 2005AP: Another Bright Supernova

This Type II (core collapse) supernova was captured by cameras of ROTSE-III and followed up with the Keck. Pictured is a before and after image of the general area from file images.   Lately there have been several very bright supernova, in contrast with what we usually see out of objects with similar spectral characteristics. Clearly it is a type II event- confirmed by spectra.   Why have the type II SN we've been seeing lately been so bright? Could it be because they occure in a low extinc
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Christmas Carols... made evil

Up on the Housetop   Up on the housetop, crackheads pause Out jumps evil ole Satan Claus Down through the chimney with lots of guns To shoot us down like dogs, just for fun Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Run for you life! Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Don't look back! Up on the housetop, blam, blam, click Satan Claus reloads, what a huge prick.   First comes the raping of little Nell Evil ole Satan Claus fills it well Horror and bloody murder she cries That SOB sewed open her eyes Ho, Ho, Ho! BLAM! Run fo
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