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Nicknames for Sex

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I've been told that I have unique nicknames for saying sex. And I always kinda thought everybody has nicknames for sex.

 

Well anyways the nicknames I use for sex are:

Honey Purple

Blueberry Yum Yum

Strawberry Earthquake

Cajun Zing

 

Are these really so awkward and do you have any?

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HAH! Well, I've been having sex for... damn, 17 years now, and never once heard it referred to as any of those...

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I call it spawning because at my age it involves a lot of flopping around and gasping for breath.

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They truly cant be that off the wall. God, I feel like a clown

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my housemates have taken to just exclaiming 'the sex' rather than just saying someone had/is having sex, it's quite funny at times :)

 

but there are loads of british words for sex, depends where you come from as how weird they'd sound.

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Slang can vary wildly from one city to the next.

 

It is really not that unusual to have very different sayings/expressions from one city to another.

 

When I was a kid we had a student from New York to transfer in. Needless to say a kid from Queens in a redneck school in the deep south- we were a people divided by a common language.

 

It didn't matter to me- he was a cute little Italian boy and it was love at first sight for me. :wub: Marco and I were friends for years until he joined the navy and we lost track.

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A friend of mine likes to use: porking. An ex boyfriend of mine liked to say donging, which you could probably guess I wasn't too impressed with.

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A friend of mine likes to use: porking. An ex boyfriend of mine liked to say donging, which you could probably guess I wasn't too impressed with.

hehhee change that 'n' to a 'g'

 

Woof Woof

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HAH! Well, I've been having sex for... damn, 17 years now, and never once heard it referred to as any of those...

 

I haven't had sex for nearly 25 years - at this point, I'd call it intimate refreshment!

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I haven't had sex for nearly 25 years - at this point, I'd call it intimate refreshment!

:lol: and :o

 

I think 'having a root' is a fun term, only when used in a teasing way though.

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Okay, I call anal intercourse, "Backdoor Barney" sometimes. Has nothing to do with the purple dinosaur, I just like it because both words start with a "B".

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um, washing the sheets? only one I can think of. 'boinking' maybe ... :P

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Power Hour

 

Afternoon Delight

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Woopie! lol.

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Shagging, Fun time, Afternoon Delight - although that is an old term and a song referring to it, boinking, the animal with two bodies, the intimate ultimate, bury the bone, making whoopie, doing the deed, and sweaty fun are about all i have heard for sex. To me I just say lets have it and go. :2thumbs:

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Hitting the skins

 

Ill Nana

 

Slappy Nappy

 

Oochie Wallie

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Copulation. A personal favorite of mine. Posted Image

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:unsure:

 

There are some bizarre names here! lol

 

I just go with f*****g. Straight to the point and not open to misinterpretation! :ph34r:

 

 

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Death by Snu Snu!


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:unsure:

 

There are some bizarre names here! lol

 

I just go with f*****g. Straight to the point and not open to misinterpretation! :ph34r:

 

I like f*****g, from whatever angle you go at it. :devil:

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:unsure:

 

There are some bizarre names here! lol

 

I just go with f*****g. Straight to the point and not open to misinterpretation! :ph34r:

 

Yeah ok I get that but that takes all the fun out of it

 

I like f*****g, from whatever angle you go at it. :devil:

 

You two need a room...seriously lol

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I try not to beat around the bush when it comes to touchy subjects so I usually don't use colloquial nicknames for sex.

 

In fact I'd use words like coitus (tee hee), intercourse or other words describing specific sexual acts (guess?).

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Sexytime, Rear Entrance, Doing the Nasty, The light at the end of the tunnel, The Bareback Mountains, Get your Freak On!, Ass-incerator, Lollapalooza, Hung-Ten, The Mormon Unicode, Wanna do some yoddeling?, Rear me baby one more time...

 

What can I say, my ex has a few interesting words on his vocabulary for some codes in case he wants to get his freak on. haha.

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