Make us laugh!

[sandrewn]

77 Comics about being single on Valentine's Day that every single person will relate to.

 

 

 

                   ( No.71)

 

 

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-single-people-comics/

 

 

 

sandrewn

(I can relate to some of these)

[Drew Espinosa]

[Valkyrie]

I make this face frequently.  

 

[Greg_A]

I make this face frequently.  

 

That's the only face I make....well, that one and the one where I'm sobbing and pounding my head against the wall!

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

Meat lover's  

 

[Valkyrie]

I'm still traumatized by the Starbucks gingerbread coffee incident of 2015.    

 

[Valkyrie]

So are my cats.  lol

 

[Saraband]

I'm still traumatized by the Starbucks gingerbread coffee incident of 2015.    

 

. . . or dropping an ice cream cone on the sidewalk. . .

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

[Slytherin]

[clochette]

"Hello, 

 

As I don't have Facebook I try de make friends outside of the real Facebook but applying the same rules.

 

Every days I go out in the street et explain to people what I eat, how I feel, what I did the day before, what I'm doing and what I'm gonna do tomorrow.

 

I give them pictures of my wife, the dog, my kids, me washing my car, my wife sewing.

 

I listen to their conversations et tell them "I like"

 

And it's working, 4 people are already following me: 2 cops, a psychiatrist and a shrink."

[sandrewn]

If you have a few minutes, some of these 150(hilarious) acts of vandalism got even grumpy old me to crack a smile or two, even the odd chuckle. No entry signs seem to be a popular target.

 

 

 

 

sandrewn

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

Gotta love the English language. lol

 

[Slytherin]

[Valkyrie]

I do this quite frequently.  

 

[Palantir]

Some Neat Puns.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done

[Daddydavek]

 

Some Neat Puns.

 

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

 

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

 

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

 

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

 

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

 

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

 

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

 

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

 

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

 

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

 

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

 

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

 

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

 

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off

 

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

 

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

 

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

 

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

 

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

 

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

 

Every calendar's days are numbered.

 

A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine.

 

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

 

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

 

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

 

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

 

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

 

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

 

Acupuncture is a jab well done

 

 

And some of them are older than you and I combined....

[Valkyrie]

For the science geeks on the site.  

 

[Slytherin]

[JamesSavik]

[Valkyrie]

[Slytherin]

This one is for editor Valkyrie... I am the teddy bear of course