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To our resident man of mystery -

 

What's his real name? No one knows, but his favorite guess so far was Keep Cumming. (Or was it Kentucky Charmer?)

 

How old is he now? He's not saying, but I think it's something like 74, going on 15.

 

 

Well, I'm blowing the lid off it, right now. Told him I'd never share the truth, but...

 

 

 

"His" real name is Mildred Clumb. She's a retired ballroom dance instructor, 68 years old. She's so wrinkled, her face could hold a 7-day rain. Her favorite dance is the cha-cha, and she's never had sex, which is why she's so obsessed with ...

 

 

Seriously, KC, I wish you all the best on this, your birthday. I hope it's long, and memorable, and full of all your favorite things and people, and that you're surrounded by love.

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:D:P:lol::rofl:  :lmao::rolleyes:  :o  :worship:  ;)  :thumbup:  :gikkle:


 


Thank you so much for all the Birthday wishes!


 


I can't believe I made it to 40.... :blink:


 


It was a great day with friends, family, and love ones.


 


(Rustle...just keep on guessing! One day I'll tell ya what K.C. stands for :P and I don't think I'll ever make it to 68 :lol: )


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