lost goat....

[jkeele777]

Oh where, oh where has our cliff dwelling goat gone to?

 

This is not our goat (well, ok, he is my goat). According to my neighbors 5 year old, his name is Goaty Goaty McGoat Goat. His actual name, of course, is Dickhead (aka, that little goat brat ate my car keys), but we didn't want to try to explain that to Nickie...

[joann414]

ZOMG!    I love goats and lambs.  I always threaten to buy my grandson a goat and my hubby goes crazy.  Animals are a gift, good or bad, they all have a purpose. LOL

[DarkPrince]

Humm months and no goat. U don't suppose he slipped and fell off a cliff do ya. I sure hope not. I miss the goat. I feel like a void in my soul is gone not having one of the goats stories to read and entertain me. WE WANT GOAT WE WANT GOAT WE WANT GOAT.

[Graeme]

I can categorically state that he hasn't fallen off a cliff. He has this aversion to cliffs...at least that's what he claims.

 

He's one of the beta readers for my current novel and he's still doing that, so I know he's still around.

[FrenchCanadian]

He's thinking off his next story full of cliffies.. 

[DarkPrince]

GOATIEEEEEEE.

[Gandalf]

CJ mentioned working on another story somewhere here.  I do hope he reappears in the new world of e books he could sell I should think. Rereading Circumnavigation has me missing him and several of our wonderful missing writers. Are we sure there is not an alligator pond at GA?

[W_L]

CJ will appear again, when he is ready to unload a new story

 

I'd love to be a beta for that project

[amirhakim]

I just wanted to ask...does ANYONE have any info on where our lost goat is? I fear he may have fallen into a pot of that Jamaican goat curry mentioned in one of the threads   the world would be a sad, cliff-less place without another one of his amazing epics

[Graeme]

He is still around. As I said above, he's one of the beta-readers for my current novel and we exchange emails every few weeks. I don't know where he is with writing, but he's still avoiding cliffs

[Paqman]

Are C James (here) and Chris James (awesomedude.com) the same person? The latter is in the middle of posting a story at the moment.

[Graeme]

No, they are different people. I know both of them.

[impunity]

No, they are different people. I know both of them.

 

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time, though. 

[KevinD]

I need my CJames fix so absent fresh doodlings from our beloved cliff-edge dwelliing goat, it is time to start rereading Circumnavigation again...

 

I know I will enjoy it this time around as much as I did the first time!

[C James]

On 2/28/2015 at 2:32 AM, jkeele777 said:

Oh where, oh where has our cliff dwelling goat gone to?

 

This is not our goat (well, ok, he is my goat). According to my neighbors 5 year old, his name is Goaty Goaty McGoat Goat. His actual name, of course, is Dickhead (aka, that little goat brat ate my car keys), but we didn't want to try to explain that to Nickie...

Car keys are sometimes called another name; "lunch".

This perhaps explains why I often can't find my car keys right after my lunch.

 

[wildone]

Hmmm, so I was looking at this  discussion of eating lunch and losing your own car keys  

So, I have these questions on how you got a driver's license?

1. You probably only filled out half of the test, telling the DMV, that you will finish it up on the next visit (cliffhanger)
2. With spectacles the size and thickness you are wearing, I doubt you could see 2 inches in front of you. Maybe the reason you don't see a cliffhanger when you write it.
3. Spoiler

   YOU'RE A GOAT!!!!!