Last Post Wins #33

[clochette]

Snatch back!

 

Mine! 

[C. When]

I'll just take that off your hands

[Parker Owens]

Drop the shiny from your paws!

Return to lemur land, where aardvark gnaws

on rotting branch and knotty pine,

while here the shiny will be mine.    

[C. When]

I shall not abandon Shiny!

[Drew Espinosa]

 MINE!!!

[C. When]

No drew. 

[Parker Owens]

Just because your print is large,

(it must be carried on a barge)

does not mean you can claim the shiny.

 

Just because you've clever paws,

(but must you always chew your claws?)

does not mean your claim ain't tiny.

 

For neither of you pallid pair

have got the elan or the flair -

but I have got them both (so there)

 

the shiny is now mine-y.

[clochette]

And now it's back to being mine

[C. When]

I just can't help my sticky fingers. 

[clochette]

Shiny does not want to be marked with sticky paw prints

 

Mine!

[C. When]

I can buy lemur gloves!

[Drew Espinosa]

is mine!!! No arguing!

[clochette]

No arguing okay I can do 

 

MINE!!!!

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

No arguing okay I can do 

 

MINE!!!!

 

 

Meanie!

 

You're going on Santa's naughty list!

 

Mine!

[C. When]

mine... 

[clochette]

Didn't you see? I'm Santa's girlfriend   he can't deny me anything  so... you might be the one ending with some nice coal

 

Edited November 29, 2015 by clochette

[C. When]

Saying he can deny you means he won't help keep shiny. Shiny is mine you can have santa.

[Drew Espinosa]

Didn't you see? I'm Santa's girlfriend   he can deny me anything  so... you might be the one ending with some nice coal

 

Santa's girlfriend? What does Mrs. Claus have to say about that?

 

MINE!!!

[clochette]

Saying he can deny you means he won't help keep shiny. Shiny is mine you can have santa.

I meant CAN'T of course The emotion made me make a mistake  

 

Santa's girlfriend? What does Mrs. Claus have to say about that?

Mr. Claus is very happy

 

 

And he says THE IS MINE! 

[C. When]

Sure it is little Claus fairy.

[Drew Espinosa]

Dear Santa,

 

I want for Christmas.

 

-Drew

Edited November 29, 2015 by Drew Espinosa

[C. When]

Sorry Drew, Santa's not real.

[Drew Espinosa]

Sorry Drew, Santa's not real.

Are you saying Clo has an imaginary boyfriend?

 

MINE!!!

[C. When]

I don't judge.

 

 mine

[clochette]

My Dear Drew, 

 

It's very nice to receive a letter from you   

 

I saw you did some very great things this year: like this story you start  (although I'm still waiting for the second chapter )

 

But unfortunatly I also witness quite a few moments of naughtiness from you.

 

Therefor, I'm afraid giving you the is not a possibility (and anyway I've already gave it to my wonderful girlfriend, what can I say she's that amazing  )

 

 

So, as you've still a been a good boy on some occasions I'll give you a little something but you'll have to wait for Christmas as it's a surprise

 

 

Santa Claus

 

 

 

PS: I'm writing this letter so I can assure you I'm very real. You can pass the message to this little lemur and tell him that there won't be any presents for people who don't believe

Edited November 29, 2015 by clochette