Last Post Wins #37

[Emi GS]

Congratulations Northie...

 

And now *Snatch*

 

Mine...

[glitteryantlers]

Congrats northie!

 

You others, I know, this is not that topic

I just wanted to say, long live King Renly

Edited July 28, 2016 by glitteryantlers

[Emi GS]

[TalonRider]

Congratulations Northie, enjoy it while you can.

 

BTW Emi, you've had it long enough.

[Zombie]

steals while the bird chomps on its lizard snack

 

[northie]

How very chivalrous, Zombie. Now just clean the gunge off before you return it to me ... Thanks! Now, shiny, there you are - back with your rightful owner.

[Parker Owens]

Congratulations, minstrel cool,

I missed your dance while out at school,

but while you crow at your renown,

I'll sneak right in and swipe the crown.

 

mine.   

[C. When]

Mine.

[Parker Owens]

Little lemur, eyes so pale,

felon with a striped tail,

by a melon so distracted,

lost his crown, by Bard abstracted.

 

mine.   

[Valkyrie]

*tosses the bard a book of poetry and waddles off with the shiny*  

[Parker Owens]

Not so fast, oh Penguin sleek,

thought I'd turn the other cheek?

You can't hide or swim or flee,

shiny's coming home with me!

 

mine.   

[C. When]

*follows the shiny around from person to person*

[Zombie]

leads the creature up a blind alley and then scarpers with the pretty

 

[Parker Owens]

Chitter, twitter, primate small,

you have got a lot of gall,

stealing shiny's what you do:

here, be, just take this honeydew!

 

you can keep the melon. Mine.   

[C. When]

*puts shiny on the melon*

[clochette]

Wow I can't believe I miss the closing of the last LPW! I suppose in bad more chances when I didn't had a life

 

How sad is it that cleaning noses, mouths, hands and other things keep me that busy

 

Well congrats to you Northie I guess

 

I'll be Quuen again soon, very, very soon, don't worry my lovely we will be reunite together

[C. When]

But you have to keep an eye on little ones. You don't have have time to guard a shiny.  

[northie]

Thanks for guarding the shiny, lemur. How loyal a 'subject' you are! Right, hand it over to me, its queen ...

Edited July 28, 2016 by northie

[C. When]

I'll show you a subject. (I don't know what that means but I bet you it sounds threatening)

[Parker Owens]

Subjects lemurs take might be,

primate physiology,

flea diseases, fruits and seeds;

nothing that our shiny needs.

 

mine.   

[clochette]

a subject is what goes before the verb in a sentence

 

Queen Clo!

[C. When]

But, the shiny loves me! You smartalec fairy.

Edited July 28, 2016 by C. When

[Parker Owens]

Shiny's love life surely lies

off the table, otherwise

fables boundless might arise,

yet our shiny might surprise.

 

mine.   

[C. When]

Still mine.

[Parker Owens]

Since when do lemurs run a still?

That moonshine makes you mighty shrill;

not warm and cuddly, cute and brown,

and not the one who holds the crown.

 

mine.