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*Hits the lemur with the empty bottles left by the bard ...* Mine. Back where it belongs with me, the current queen :joe:

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'Tis a gift to be simple,

'Tis a gift to be free,

'tis a gift to snatch the golden crown from thee,

so turn, turn, and search with all your might,

for the shiny's gone and taken out of sight.

 

With apologies to any folksinger out there. Mine.  :joe: 

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The haughty Northern Queen demands her due,

and rides with snorting steeds to battle harsh,

through all the realm she gathers up her crew,

and leads them right into the swampy marsh.

 

Oh dear, it seems as if battalions strong

have sunk into miasma and the mire,

and she, the Queen so regal will ere long

completely ruin all her bright attire.

 

But see, there stands a kindly honest bard

who understands the struggles of this wench;

ignoring her unkindliest canard,

he pulls her forth from muck and ooze and drench.

 

And in reward, before our very eyes,

The Queen bestows upon the Bard the prize.

 

mine.  :joe: 

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Oh come thou brainy lemur, won't you play

the game in verse to please us all today?

We'll sit and listen nicely if you do,

and take good care of shiny, just for you!

 

mine.  :joe: 

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A really wretched rhymer, aren't you. A finer minstrel I never knew :gikkle: puffing, spouting, turning blue. Hand it over; I've got shiny some glue. Mine. Now firmly attached to my head and guaranteed lemur proof :joe:

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A really wretched rhymer, aren't you. A finer minstrel I never knew :gikkle: puffing, spouting, turning blue. Hand it over; I've got shiny some glue. Mine. Now firmly attached to my head.:joe:

Just in case you didn't hear the first time, bard. :joe:

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