Last Post Wins #39

[Drew Espinosa]

<--This, is mine!  

[clochette]

Go away @Drew EspinosaI didn't invite you to my private party with

 

[Drew Espinosa]

Private party???  Are you gonna do it with the  ?

 

Edited March 27, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[clochette]

 It just meant  and I are spending time together. Alone.

[Drew Espinosa]

For alone time?  Like, bow-chicka-wow-wow?

 

 mine!  

[clochette]

 I'm not telling you. But if we did it wouldn't be your business anyway cause  is mine!

[wildone]

/me disinfects the

 

Mine

[Drew Espinosa]

Aw! Thank you Steve, for disinfecting the  for me!  You're a sweetie!

[clochette]

Hey! The is mine!

[Drew Espinosa]

You are the bane of my existence! Why did you have to join LPW all those years ago? 

 

 mine!

[Daddydavek]

Did you mean boon?

 

   ...and back to me!

[clochette]

 DDK got it right!  

 

@Drew EspinosaI joined cause I am the rightful Queen!  

[Drew Espinosa]

You, the rightful queen?  Since when?

 

 I am the Rightful Emperor of LPW!!!

[clochette]

Since forever, since before you were born, baby  

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

 I am only three years younger than you!

 

At least you'll turn thirty before me.   

[clochette]

I dont  care being 30 before you, i am Queen

[Drew Espinosa]

An old queen... *runs away with the  *  

[clochette]

I'll always be young, no matter what age I'd have

 

[Carlos Hazday]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I see spanking as a reward.  

 

 mine!  

Speaking of spanking... I just got home from dinner. It was a table of 14. 1/2 boys 1/2 sirs or daddies. It was somebody celebrating his 59th birthday and he got spanked 59 times with a wooden paddle right in the middle of the restaurant. All the customers counted along with the paddling.

 

Oh, I'll take that little shiny thing for tonight.

Edited March 28, 2017 by Carlos Hazday

[Daddydavek]

33 minutes ago, Carlos Hazday said:

Speaking of spanking... I just got home from dinner. It was a table of 14. 1/2 boys 1/2 sirs or daddies. It was somebody celebrating his 59th birthday and he got spanked 59 times with a wooden paddle right in the middle of the restaurant. All the customers counted along with the paddling.

 

Oh, I'll take that little shiny thing for tonight.

Do you need to update your age on your profile Sir?  (If so, Happy Birthday and keep the shiny!)

Edited March 28, 2017 by Daddydavek

[TalonRider]

No, it's TBF.

 

Todays list:

• National Black Forest Cake Day
• National Something On A Stick Day
• National Weed Appreciation Day
• National American Diabetes Association Alert Day

[Carlos Hazday]

8 hours ago, Daddydavek said:

Do you need to update your age on your profile Sir?  (If so, Happy Birthday and keep the shiny!)

 

Not mine, Dave!

 

I still have a little more time at 58!

[Valkyrie]

3 hours ago, TalonRider said:

No, it's TBF.

 

Todays list:

• National Black Forest Cake Day
• National Something On A Stick Day
• National Weed Appreciation Day
• National American Diabetes Association Alert Day

*Takes break from vacation to nab the shiny, who needs a break from all the pretender kings/queens*  (deep breath) *scarfs down a Black Forest cake, then waddles off wearing the shiny, with a corn dog on a stick in one flipper and a joint in the other.  Looks at the joint appreciatively, then bursts into a fit of giggles over the irony of the Diabetes Association and Black Forest cake sharing the same National Day*    

[Parker Owens]

The Bard on his vacation trip

took time to see what others quip;

he smiles, perhaps indulgently,

the crown is Bard's refulgently.

 

[Valkyrie]

*waddles over to a shelf, grabs a dictionary, whacks the Bard with it, then waddles off with the shiny*