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Granted -  but one bite in, you notice it is a Dog Cookie. Still pretty tasty.

 

I wish I could figure out how to put my Two Nouns into that Starter Sentence.

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Granted.  But the rest of the story doesn't come together cohesively. 

 

I wish I had some ginger ale. 

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Granted, but the ginger ale is just ale with ginger in it.

 

I wish I could figure out a way to get Aaron's ring size without giving away my intentions.

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28 minutes ago, clochette said:

Granted. You get his ring size but he refuse the ring (I really hope it won't happen :) )

 

I wish we were 2 weeks from now

 

Nah I'm pretty sure he won't.  I think he's been waiting on me to be ready.

 

Granted you are now two weeks older, and also experience your first gray hair.

 

I wish I had a Klondike bar.

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I'd eat it anyway. 

 

Granted:  Your wish was already corrupted so any attempt to corrupt it further only lessened the corruption.

 

I wish for a Klondike bar that isn't expired or melted.

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Granted.  You have a Klondike Bar made of tofu. :devil:  

 

I wish for dreamless sleep tonight. 

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Tofu..ewwww gross.  That isn't food, it is what food eats.

 

Granted.  You wake up to a nightmare instead.

 

I wish there were more hours in the day.

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Granted.  There are now more hours in the day, but you have to work twice as many hours and sleep for less. 

 

I wish the cats cleaned their own litterboxes.  

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Granted. The cats now clean their own litter boxes but you have to listen to them loudly grumble about the shit job they have to do.

 

I wish the people of earth were more interested in space travel.

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Granted.  People are more interested in space travel, they are interested in finding other planets, and conquering them.

 

I wish for world peace.

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Granted.  World peace is accomplished, leaving us ripe pickings for our alien overlords. 

 

I wish I lived in the country. 

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Granted.  You now live so far out into the country your nearest neighbor is 10 miles away.

 

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

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Granted.  You are now unemployed with no prospects of earning money and no one to support you. 

 

I wish I had ice cream. 

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42 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Granted.  You are now unemployed with no prospects of earning money and no one to support you. 

 

I wish I had ice cream. 

 

Good thing I inherited the house and the land it sits on then.  Guess I'll go back to gardening and eating road kill.:P

 

Granted, you now have ice cream.  It's it is the very cheap ice cream though, and it is sardine flavored.

 

I wish my boyfriend would finish his homework and come to bed so I can sleep. 

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Granted - Your headache does go away, but the pain has shifted to your now broken leg.

 

I wish my ice Cream hadn't melted and turned sour.

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4 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted -  But he's not in the mood to sleep.

 

I'm not sure that would be a corruption.  I'd be in the mood for the other thing we do in bed too.  I'm always in the mood for that actually.

 

2 minutes ago, BHopper2 said:

Granted - Your headache does go away, but the pain has shifted to your now broken leg.

 

I wish my ice Cream hadn't melted and turned sour.

 

Granted.  It is just flavored like tuna fish instead.

 

I wish my boyfriend would just come to bed, whether to sleep or for something else.

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Granted. You now have a dog but it cares nothing for you and every time you make eye contact with one another the dog smirks at you.

 

I wish that it wasn't bed time.

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Granted.  You got the best grade in the class.  And you all failed. :unsure: 

 

I wish I had ice cream to eat with my cookies.  

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