Last Post Wins #44

[Parker Owens]

Pesky penguin's fond of fish,

eats them more than one might wish;

Bard's cuisine in more complete,

and his table's far more neat.

 

mine. 

[Daddydavek]

 ...and back to me!

[Sweetlion]

[Valkyrie]

Bard called me a slob   He can have surstromming instead of the lovely salmon filet I was going to give him.    And Simba can have a Burger King crown to play with instead of the shiny.     

[TalonRider]

There's a reason for having popcorn today, screams the mighty raptor as he flies off with the shiny.

[Sweetlion]

[Daddydavek]

...and back to me!

[Sweetlion]

[Daddydavek]

...and back to me, again!

[Valkyrie]

Today is national popcorn day, so I will generously provide all denizens of LPWland salmon popcorn   Except for @wildone  He gets poisoned pickled herring instead.     

[wildone]

 

The molting brown seagull promised everyone was invited over to my house for popcorn today, and nobody showed up I even made a bag fugu fish liver popcorn for the oversized puffin. And, no, I don't know how to safely prepare the fugu

 

Oh well, more popcorn for moi .

 

I will just leave the the fugu fish liver popcorn by the garbage bin out back. I'm sure that is where the oversized puffin @Valkyrie finds most of her meals

 

[Valkyrie]

I showed up and brought my salmon popcorn and pickled-but-not-poisoned herring for you!  But did you answer the door?  No.... so the shiny and I enjoyed my nice salmony treat while taking a walking tour of Calgary.  Ignore the pile of dead rats near the garbage.  And they're totally not dead from eating your herring.   

[Daddydavek]

...and back to me, again! (...holding my nose over the last few comments!)

[Sweetlion]

My, my, my

[wildone]

How does a oversized puffin knock on a door? No wonder I didn’t here the flap flap flap on the door   

 

And if you truely did a walking/waddling tour you definitely wouldn’t have found a rat anywhere in the city or province. Something we pride ourselves on 

 

 

[TalonRider]

And back to the mighty raptor once again so early in the morning.

 

I'll have the Popcorn Shrimp and Popcorn Chicken with a Cheese Sauce dip.

[Valkyrie]

Today is Penguin Awareness Day.  My first act is to make you all aware that the shiny is mine.   

 

[Sweetlion]

Edited January 20, 2018 by Sweetlion
Aware that the penguin is delusional

[wildone]

I thought Penguin Awareness day meant that instead of swerving like every day when you see a penguin on the side of the road to hit it, you didn't swerve for the day

 

 

[Daddydavek]

...and back to me!

[wildone]

Sorry....Mine

 

[Daddydavek]

...and back to me! Again!

[Sweetlion]

[Valkyrie]

*mows down the Deposed Despot and Simba in my snowmobile and rides off with the shiny*   

[wildone]

Silly puffin, that was a decoy snow man and snow lion

 

I'm safe with the shiny on my head petting the nice real lion