Last Post Wins #46

[TalonRider]

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR RESIDENT PANDA/ROACH FOR BEING SELECTED AS THE WINNER OF LPW #45.

 

I'll be carrying a Brown-Bag with me today so when I spot lunch, I've got something to put it in.

[Valkyrie]

Congratulations @Wesley8890   I shall keep my vast armies at your disposal to assist in fending off the relentless deluded deposed despot and his lickspittle.  They have no chance against our combined might.  💪   

[Wesley8890]

Yaaaaaaay!  For my first act I banish the lickspittle known as @Drew Espinosa to the oubliette!!!!!

[Drew Espinosa]

How am I supposed to offer my congratulations when you threw me into the oubliette?  

[Wesley8890]

You are granted a three day reprieve that can be renewed if you renounce your following of the despot

[Valkyrie]

44 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

You are granted a three day reprieve that can be renewed if you renounce your following of the despot

I like your leadership style already.  Tough, but fair.   I have taught you well.   

[Wesley8890]

I thought you would approve

[Valkyrie]

The deposed despot has been reacting "angry" quite a bit.  I guess we've touched a nerve.  Maybe his head will explode... 💣  

[wildone]

So, I begrudgingly congratulate you for winning LPW #45.

 

I shall give you today to bask in your glory and then tomorrow..................

[Valkyrie]

Tomorrow...   tomorrow...   bring it on... tomorrow   My armies are waiting and ready...    

[Drew Espinosa]

12 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

The deposed despot has been reacting "angry" quite a bit.  I guess we've touched a nerve.  Maybe his head will explode... 💣  

Says the lady that reacts angrily when we suggest she has a secret burning passion for Tsar Steve.  

 

5 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

I like your leadership style already.  Tough, but fair.   I have taught you well.   

Did you see this lovely post by King Wesley?

5 hours ago, Wesley8890 said:

You are granted a total reprieve in LPW just for that. They completely ruined it!!

 

 

Anyways, with this total reprieve, I announce I will fight to see Tsar Steve win LPW #46!  

[Wesley8890]

14 minutes ago, wildone said:

So, I begrudgingly congratulate you for winning LPW #45.

 

I shall give you today to bask in your glory and then tomorrow..................

Thank you so much. Just know the oubliette has a chamber with your name on it😈

 

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Says the lady that reacts angrily when we suggest she has a secret burning passion for Tsar Steve.  

 

Did you see this lovely post by King Wesley?

 

 

Anyways, with this total reprieve, I announce I will fight to see Tsar Steve win LPW #46!  

And just like that you're there beside him

[Valkyrie]

I have a secret burning passion to see the deposed despot sulking in an oubliette.   

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

And just like that you're there beside him

<sues Wesley for not keeping his word>  

 

Also...

 

<escapes to Alberta before Wesley's soldiers could arrest me>  

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

I have a secret burning passion to see the deposed despot sulking in an oubliette.   

Nope! Your secret burning passion is to replace Thor with the even more handsome Tsar Steve.   

Edited May 26, 2018 by Drew Espinosa

[Wesley8890]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

<sues Wesley for not keeping his word>  

 

Also...

 

<escapes to Alberta before Wesley's soldiers could arrest me>  

Gah! Canada!!!! And I don't have soldiers, I have loyal allies. My chief is @Valkyrie. 

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Nope! You're secret burning passion is to replace Thor with the even more handsome Tsar Steve.   

*Your 😛  And no one compares to Thor.    

 

@Wesley8890, my armies are ready and waiting for the command to annihilate the deposed despot and his annoying lickspittle.     

[Wesley8890]

Thor is so hot! Especially worn the eyepatch!

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

*Your 😛  And no one compares to Thor.    

 

@Wesley8890 How does it feel to have a grammar nazi at your beck and call?  

[Wesley8890]

Drew darling you seem like an educated boy, surely you're not upset that someone pointed out your spelling error?

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Drew darling you seem like an educated boy, surely you're not upset that someone pointed out your spelling error?

<kills Eragon>  

[Valkyrie]

Meanie   *adds Eragon to my dragon squadron*   

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

Meanie  

You wanna see mean? <captures Jon Snow and sends him to the Night King to be executed>  

[Valkyrie]

Remember the "Battle of the Bastards"?  Your annihilation at the hands of my LPW army will make that look like a schoolyard spat.   

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Remember the "Battle of the Bastards"?  Your annihilation at the hands of my LPW army will make that look like a schoolyard spat.   

You need an entire army just to annihilate me?