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Q. What did one strawberry say to the other?
A. "If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't
be in this jam together!"
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day
when a young woman, with a baby in her arms,
entered his butcher shop and confronted the butcher
with the news that the baby was his and asked what
was he going to do about it?
Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until
the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar,
and one day the teenager who had been collecting
the meat each week, came into the shop and said,
"I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been
counting too, tell your mother, when you take this
parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll
get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The
woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the
butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free
milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and
watch the expression on HIS face!"
A man at the airline counter tells the rep. I'd like this
bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this
one to London.
The rep says, I'm sorry sir. We can't do that.
The man replied: "Nonsense. That is what you did
last time I flew with you."
My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control
on our cars. We were used to hearing my father
proclaim, “Take it, Max,” as he flipped on the cruise
control during long trips in our station wagon.
Recently, I was traveling with my parents in their new
car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My
dad leaned back and said, “I think I'll let Tom drive for
“Tom who?” I asked.
My mother translated for me: “Tom Cruise, of course.”
I popped eight pimples. It was an act o' pus.
I'd rather have ten tickles.
National Rubber Ducky Day
National Sticker Day
Korean American Day
National Vision Board Day(2nd Sat in Jan)
National Peach Melba Day
Steven Foster Memorial Day
Make Your Dream Come True Day
2012 - The cruise ship Costa Concordia sinks, killing 32
2001 - An earthquake devastates El Salvador
2000 - Bill Gates steps down as CEO of Microsoft
1968 - Johnny Cash performs live at Folsom State Prison
1915 - The worst earthquake in Italian history kills 30,000
1978 - Nate Silver
1970 - Marco Pantani
1969 - Stephan Hendry
1964 - Bill Bailey
1887 - George Gurdjieff
2007 - Michael Brecker
1978 - Hubert Humphrey
1962 - Ernie Kovacs
1941 - James Joyce
1929 - Wyatt Earp
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Better late than never
I Bet You Won’t See It (The Illusion)!
Have you noticed anything strange in it? How about them cups of hot chocolate? Anything suspicious?
“Powers Of One” Illusion
by Bev Doolittle
She is often called a “camouflage artist” because her distinctive use of context, design and pattern help viewers discover meanings which seem hidden only until they become obvious. Having all this in mind, try and see as many hidden animals there are in this picture. Don’t stop after you’ve only seen one or two – there are much more to be discovered!
Candies Poster Optical Illusion
This poster, it was used as an ad for some kind of candy product (natural liquorice).
If I told you the name, it would just be a give away, sorry.
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WTF fun fact #8337
There are basically two types of people who work at night and sleep during the day. Those who are forced into it by their employers and those who are depressed. It’s very easy for me to stay awake later into the morning than go to sleep and wake up early. I preferred working overnight to being scheduled to arrive at the ungodly hour of 4am! I am definitely a night owl and my depression exasperates that tendency. ;-)
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