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Good morning everyone!
I could not let this hiccup continue, so I came back to try and finish what I had started. What ever the problem was before, it was no longer there. So the triple update is complete. Thank you all for your patience.
What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school?
An offer you can't understand.
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had
bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws
He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said,
"Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I
inspect your kill?"
The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the
The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger
into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and
said, "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you
have a Washington state hunting license?"
The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed
the warden a Washington state hunting license.
The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in
the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said,
"This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho
state hunting license?"
The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state
The warden took a third duck, conducted the same
finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state
duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?"
Once again, only this time more aggravated, the
hunter produced the appropriate license.
The warden, a little miffed at having struck out,
handed the ducks back to the hunter and said,
"You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell
are you from?"
The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said
"You're so smart, YOU tell ME!"
We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel
in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and its beautiful
maple doors became available for sale as salvage
items. We bought several and had them installed
in our 19th-century home.
Showing a friend around the house, I pointed out,
"You know, these doors are from the Piedmont
He raised an eyebrow. "Most people just take the
This woman is about to board a bus, but when she
steps up, she realizes that her skirt is too tight, and
she can't lift her leg to board. So, she reaches around
behind her and lowers her zipper a bit and tries
Skirt's still too tight, so she reaches behind her and
lowers her zipper some more, and tries again. She
still can't get on, so she reaches back and lowers the
zipper a bit more. She tries to step up, and feels two
hands on her butt push her up onto the bus. She
spins around and says, "Sir, I don't know you well
enough for you to do that!"
He says, "Lady, I sure don't know you well enough for
you to lower my zipper three times."
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls!
National Send a Card to a Friend Day
National Girls & Women in Sports Day(1st Wed in Feb)
National Periodic Table Day
National Fettuccine Alfredo Day
Intl Clash Day
" e " Day
Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
Wave All Your Fingers at Your Neighbor Day
2009 - The Black Saturday bushfires in Australia kill 173
2005 - Ellen McArthur breaks the speed record for sailing
solo around the world
1992 - The European Union is established as the
Maastricht Treaty is signed
1986 - Haiti's president, Jean-Claude "Papa Doc " Duvalier,
flees the country, ending 28 years of family rule
1984 - NASA astronauts take the first untethered
1978 - Aston Kutcher
1962 - Garth Brooks
1962 - Eddie Izzard
1906 - Oleg Antonov
1812 - Charles Dickens
2015 - Dean Smith
1994 - Witold Lutostawki
1998 - Cheikh Anta Diop
1959 - Nap Lajoie
1938 - Harvey Samuel Firestone
National Boy Scouts Day
National Iowa Day
National Kite Flying Day
Fat Thursday(obs 52 days before Easter)
Laugh and Get Rich Day
National Molasses Bar Day
1971 - The NASDAQ holds its first trading day
1960 - The first 8 stars are added to the Hollywood Walk of
1950 - The Stasi, East Germany's notorious secret police, is
1910 - The Boy Scouts of America is founded
1879 - Sandford Fleming proposes the use of time zones
1941 - Nick Nolte
1932 - John Williams
1931 - James Dean
1925 - Jack Lemmon
1825 - Jules Verne
2007 - Ian Stevenson
2007 - Anne Nicole Smith
1998 - Enoch Powell
1957 - John von Neumann
1587 - Mary, Queen of Scots
National Pizza Pie Day
National Bagel Day
National Toothache Day
National No One Eats Alone Day(2nd Fri in Feb)
National Develop Alternative Vices Day
Intl Winter Bike to Work Day
The Inbox Day(2nd Fri of Feb)
Read in the Bathtub Day
1996 - The Irish paramilitary organization IRA ends an 18
month ceasefire by exploding a large bomb in London
1969 - The Boeing 747 flies for the first time
1964 - The Beatles embark on their first tour of the United
1959 - The world's first intercontinental ballistic missile
becomes operational in the USSR
1950 - U.S. Senator Joseph McCarthy launches his anti-
1987 - Magdalena King
1942 - Carole King
1932 - Gerhard Richter
1846 - Wilhelm Maybach
1737 - Thomas Paine
1981 - Bill Haley
1957 - Miklos Horthy
1881 - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
1857 - Dionysios Solomos
967 - Sayf al-Dawla
Did you Know?
Any comment here, would get me censured for sure
Did you know?
I wonder what % came from poor working class families?
Did you know?
For your interest
This bonsai tree is over 400 years old and that alone makes it special. What is truly
amazing is that this tree survived the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima, on
August 6, 1945
Ominous Butterfly Optical Illusion
Why is this one called ominous?
It is 6:25, I restarted a 4:00. So this is the only illusion for today.
Now I am going back to sleep.
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YEAH for bonsai!
Bonsai - the word, means to grow in a pot, so any plant in a pot is technically a "bonsai".
Ultimately, the goal of those who cultivate bondau, is to evoke and tell a story in snapshot of nature. It evolved from those in power seeking to bring home snapshots of their trips to the mountains, and over millennia developmed in to what we have today - a scientific art form that spread from East Asia to the rest of the world.