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  1. Chapter 9 of TJ has been sent to @Kitt for editing!!! 

  2. Just sent Chapter 8 of TJ to @Kitt for editing! This might be record for me as far as length of time between chapters lol. Seriously though, hopefully I'll have it posted sometime later this week. 

  3. So, they need to rename that show on NatGeo from Dr. Pol to "My Arm's up a Cow's Butt" or "Oh No! The Cow's Uterus Fell Out!"

    1. BlindAmbition

      BlindAmbition

      I’ll pass on that one. 👊 

    2. mollyhousemouse

      mollyhousemouse

      so true JayT!

    3. JayT

      JayT

      @mollyhousemouse I swear I don't leave my room at my grandmother's because that's all she watches and if I have to see one more cow uterus, I'm going to lose it.....

  4. Two weeks without the internet was hellacious....but in the immortal words of Sir Elton John- 

    "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back!"

    1. Page Scrawler

      Page Scrawler

      I just watched Kingsman: The Golden Circle last night. The evil villainess had kidnapped Sir Elton John and forced him to give live performances in her 1950's-inspired theater. "The Bitch is Back" was featured on the marquee. :lol:

    2. Carlos Hazday

      Carlos Hazday

      I watched Golden Circle two nights ago. I was toking and kept checking for blue lines on my face.

    3. mollyhousemouse

      mollyhousemouse

      welcome back JayT :hug:

      i loved both of those movies!

  5. I don't think these Brits have ever heard a preacher like this...Did anyone see Prince William's smirk when he was trying not to laugh.

    1. Sweetlion

      Sweetlion

      No, what happened with the preacher?

    2. JayT

      JayT

      I think he was Megan's home preacher. He sounded a little southern, he was black, and I was half-expecting to hear fire and brimstone sermon 

    3. BlindAmbition

      BlindAmbition

      Do you think they jumped the broom?

  6. JayT

    Happy Birthday...at least the website said today is your birthday under the "Birthdays Today" section...so I'll go with that because I'm the...well nevermind, there's no poo emoji anymore :(;)  

    1. Myr

      Myr

      Thanks!

  7. I think I'm almost ready to send Chapter 7 of TJ to @Kitt for her extraordinaire editing expertise...but it's so big, I don't know what to do with it (that's what he said HA!) 

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    2. Myr

      Myr

      @JayT.... It is... you are not looking at the right things, apparently?

    3. Sweetlion

      Sweetlion

      What do you want to resize? Not happy?😛

    4. JayT

      JayT

      I was talking about resizing others I'm just fine....no complaints

  8. Fudgecicles.....I forgot about the idioms are real writing challenge....i'm an idiot

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    2. MacGreg

      MacGreg

      You're punny all over the place today.

    3. Renee Stevens

      Renee Stevens

      Nah, not an idiot. I didn't get mine done either, but still plan on writing one. I have an idea for it percolating in my head.

    4. JayT

      JayT

      same here

  9. I just asked Alexa (on my dad's Echo) to tell me a pun. She said, "Last week I tried out ten new puns to see if any of them would make people laugh. No pun intended." That is one of the greatest puns I've ever heard. I literally laughed out loud. 

    1. mollyhousemouse

      mollyhousemouse

      i love good puns, JayT and that was a good one!

       

  10. Just finished my Spring Anthology story. Now I need someone to beta read/edit it for me...any victime??? Oops, I mean volunteers???

    1. Reader1810

      Reader1810

      I’m going to snowed/iced in tomorrow so I need something to pass the time. I can beta and/or edit if you want. 

      As for being a victim or a volunteer? Time will tell...

    2. bramonj

      bramonj

      I’m willing. (See, l just had to edit myself.) :*)

    3. Sweetlion

      Sweetlion

      Sure, what will you need? 

  11. I love Lwaxana Troi....10 points to anyone who knows who she is

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    2. BlindAmbition

      BlindAmbition

      She was a wonderful character. Wouldn’t expect any less for Mrs. Gene Roddenberry!

    3. Kitt

      Kitt

      Lessee... As Troy she is some big shot on Betazed, before that she was Nurse Chappel in the origional series, and the voice of every Enterprise computer there ever was, in additional to being Majel Barret Roddenberry in real life.

    4. Kitt

      Kitt

      Ok, ok, so yes I am a bit of a Trekkie.

  12. Just thought I'd let y'all know...I'm about halfway through Chapter 7 of TJ. The writer's block is gone and TJ, Sean, Josh, and Kevin are whispering in my ear again. 

  13. NBC fyi...your two announcers need to stop being Patriots fans and comment on the game as it is actually being played and not how they think it should be.

    1. Dodger

      Dodger

      Ha ha, I was just slating the commentators too. That's funny.

    2. JayT

      JayT

      I'm sitting here screaming at my TV arguing with them when they said that touchdown HAD to be overturned and then when it wasn't if he was a receiver or runner 

    3. dughlas

      dughlas

      Fortunately the officials were smarter than the commentators.

  14. Seriously Justin Timberlake??? I thought the whole point of a half-time show is to have some singing for the majority of the time...not randomly singing a word here and there and finally singing half a song...stop trying to impress us with your awesome dance moves and sing dammit

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    2. mollyhousemouse

      mollyhousemouse

      oh they aren't dragging them out there too? that would really be a train wreck

    3. JayT

      JayT

      WHAT @mollyhousemouse????? Mama N'Sync was my boy band of choice... I had floor seats to their No Strings Attached tour (I was in my mid 20's at the time...oh and I went with my older brother)

    4. mollyhousemouse

      mollyhousemouse

      we all had boy bands to drool over i guess

      i was fond of MENUDO back in the day

  15. going to Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party

  16. on my way to Epcot

    1. Reader1810

      Reader1810

      Have fun, Jay! :D 

    2. Aceinthehole

      Aceinthehole

      Have fun and be safe buddy!

  17. Just sent Chapter 6 of TJ to @Kitt!!!!! Now she will get out her red pen and fix my mistakes. (Which are few because I'm practically perfect in every way....That's how I measure up) 10 points to whomever gets the reference. 

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    2. Page Scrawler

      Page Scrawler

      That song is my favorite out of the entire movie! :,(

    3. Kitt

      Kitt

      That's tuppence dear - basically a quarter.

    4. JayT

      JayT

      whatever it's a old homeless woman getting bird poop everywhere

  18. making sure you got my email last night/ this morning

    1. Aceinthehole

      Aceinthehole

      Yup! I was sick so I slept the day away, but this is a great way to end the week!

  19. Check out my newest story Scott- Making Amends  

    I know he may not be y'alls favorite character, but I felt his story needed to be told. He has an interesting journey ahead of him now. 

  20. I'm so happy Paul didn't win!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. Page Scrawler

      Page Scrawler

      America's Got Talent, I think? There was an acrobatic troupe called "Diavolo", and I believe that the choreographer was named Paul?  :huh:

      The performers were good, but the director/choreographer guy was a little full of himself. :P Like he thought that he was carrying the whole weight of the act by himself. <_<

    3. JayT

      JayT

      nope Big Brother

    4. Page Scrawler

      Page Scrawler

      Meh, I gotta pay closer attention to things. LOL

  21. WOW Texas A&M (where I went to school for one whole year in 95-96) just screwed the pooch on that lead...

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    2. JayT

      JayT

      going into the fourth quarter the score was 44-10 with A&M winning....they lost the game 44-45

    3. mogwhy
    4. Page Scrawler

      Page Scrawler

      Wow is right. :blink: That's what you call a "divine move" right there. (In games, especially in chess or Go, a divine move is when a player turns a potential loss into a sudden, complete victory.)

  22. just heard "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister. I love Dee Snyder!!! Strangeland is one messed up movie.

    1. mogwhy

      mogwhy

      i love the Twisted Sister! but Dee's new version gives chills:

       

  23. Hey y'all, just wanted to let y'all know that I'm doing alright. I've just been busy at work. Hopefully I'll be back soon. 

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    2. Kitt

      Kitt

      Good to know that you are okay.

    3. Ivric

      Ivric

      Awesome. I cannot wait!!

    4. MacGreg

      MacGreg

      Hurry it up, will you? We miss you around here, too.

  24. If you meet someone who tells you they'll never lie to you, know that they are lying.

    1. SolarMaxx

      SolarMaxx

      Yeah ... That's probably mostly true. :/

    2. R J Drew

      R J Drew

      So true!

  25. a little worried about you bud...haven't heard from you in almost a week....

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