In this send-up of Trump's America, grifters, drifters; liars, cheats and lovers; rapscallions and wags; pathicks, punks and pornstars all collide in a SoCal, Vegas and Baja California adventure to restore one man's sacred libido.
But will he still have his twink boyfriend by the end of it…?
Writers make mistakes, especially when writing quickly. Students make mistakes, even when writing slowly. Students writing quickly often make lots of mistakes, and they get unintentionally funny. Here are some of them.
In Germany, it appears there's a whole cult that collects these. In America, we largely have the popular British book Eats Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss. This collection follows both of those.
On the run from slavers, Pip is separated from his best friend, Tilbei, and finds himself on a strange planet, with even stranger aliens. His handsome rescuer is different from Pip. The odd man's human, after all.
Carter Malis thinks he knows exactly when he turned into a self-identified homophobe, and that had to be the moment when Aron Ruskin, his best friend since forever, announced to him that he was going to marry a dude. Great. So there were going to be two Mr. Ruskin’s, and that without counting Aron’s dad.
And here’s this thing. The face staring back from the mirror, the moment he wakes up in a hospital bed, doesn’t belong to him, but to douchebag Alex, aka Aron’s husband. And now he’ll have to talk to Aron, after two years of radio silence.
Larry is a sloth. He's also got ADD (Attention-Deficit Disorder), which for a sloth can be a strange combination, to say the least. Larry is tired of living with the biased that comes with his animal form and wants to be able to experience life just like everyone else. So he does something very Un-Sloth like and goes to a club one night. He realizes why sloths don't party, even sloths as strange as him. He's about to leave the club when he sees a handsome man, one of the best looking he's ever seen - oh, he's also a wolf, and his mate.
Diego is one of the best professional wrestlers in the world, but what good is that when he can't connect to the fans or his colleagues? Management pairs him with Lance, an all style, no substance man who can play a crowd, but hasn't a shred of wrestling talent. Although they have terrific on-screen chemistry, they despise each other behind the scenes. Diego is emotionally closed off and homophobic whereas Lance is charismatic and flamboyantly gay - but if they don't find a way to bring out the best in each other, both of them might end up without a job.
A Deadpool/Spider-Man fanfic. Wade wants to be a hero, but fighting bad guys isn't enough to keep things interesting. Wooing Spider-Man might help, though. And exploring his kinks definitely will. Of course, he never thought anything would come of either of these things. Boy, was he wrong!
Max just moved to Whoseville and he's ready for a new adventure in a small town that loves Christmas as much as he does. He's not expecting to find a man named Mr. Grentch who lives on the mountain who hates Christmas, or the distinct urge to help the lost man find the true meaning of Christmas again. Max makes it his mission to reunite Tobias Grentch back with the small town and bring the joy back to holiday and maybe some love too, but he isn't expecting the fight he gets or the deep-rooted problems with the entire town and the people who live there. Maybe it's not just Mr. Grentch who's forgotten what Christmas really means.
Ira and the pack are faced with a deadly enemy, one that has come for more than just Ira and his pups. With so many long-kept secrets coming to light the pack will have to come together and accept their new reality. With the pups ready to be born Ira will have to lean on his alpha and his friends to keep his newborns safe. Nothing will stop Ira and his alpha from keeping their pups safe, but it might take more than just the two of them and the pack to stop Hexis from destroying them all.
Iggy is a unicorn who has been alive since the dawn of time and he’s just sick and tired of being a mythical creature. After all, it's never fun being the last one, but Iggy is about to find that there is more to life than just existing when a human boy changes everything he's ever known about himself. This is Iggy’s humorous adventure of falling in love and - of course - being a grumpy ass unicorn.
Nick Jacobs has had a pretty crappy life. His mother is a drug and alcohol abusing prostitute. He never knew who his father was. Sadly, Nick ends up in the foster care system in Austin, Texas. After seven years in and out of different foster families, he ends up in a group home. Everything changes when the White family takes him to lunch and spends an afternoon with Nick at their home. It's a world that Nick had never even dreamed of. Will he fit in? Will he ever experience the kind of unconditional love most others take for granted?