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Frankie Fey - 9. Snake

After driving all night they arrived exhausted at a set of magnificent wrought iron gates hung between two giant eucalyptus trees. The surreal effect triggered an involuntary laugh of delight. They parked in front of the gates and got out to look, listen, and smell the environment. The winding road had been cut into the edge of a heavily forested slope. Their driveway, visible through the gates, wound up hill out of sight. Trees and undergrowth on the other side of the road obscured whatever view there might have been towards the city. The air was fresh. The silence broken only by bird calls. The smell was of fecund nature.

‘Does your property have a name, I wonder?’ Ingenio mused. ‘There’s no name of the house or occupier on the gate.’

‘There’s an old surveyor’s peg to the left,’ Con observed.

‘Anything written on it?’

‘Just the numbers eight and five.’

‘Then “85” is what we’ll call the place,’ Frankie laughed, opening the gates. A sealed drive climbed gently for just over a kilometre through dry old eucalyptus forest that would become a death trap when the planet heated. Two sharp corners cut into the side of the hill offered vistas back to smog-shrouded Sydney. A final curve and another set of gates, these ones open, gave onto a large, sloping, oval clearing full of wild grasses.

At the furthest and highest edge was a two storeyed circular house built of rough-hewn, ochreous stone. Roman arches encircled the ground floor, and a filigree stone tower topped by a greenish onion dome, sprouted like a mushroom from the centre of the tiled roof that overhung the upstairs walls far enough to give shade in summer, but allow sunlight to penetrate in winter. A slightly smaller version of the house immediately to the left of the gate, appeared to be a garage, tool shed and greenhouse. Instead of a tower and dome, however, the centre of its roof sported a gigantic satellite dish. The entire oval grassed area was ringed by dense forest. Behind the main house the ground rose steeply to join apparently endless heavily forested hills.

They parked on a sealed area in front of what was probably the garage, got out, stretched, and nodded at a lean, sinuous man in jeans, work boots and pale blue tank top. He looked to be in his forties. Skin the colour of soot. Frankie had never seen anyone as black. Hair a short dense cap. A wide mouth and prominent brow over wary eyes made him interesting, but not alarming. He approached cautiously.

‘I’m guessing one of you is Frankie Fey.’ The voice was deep and unusually polite.

Frankie stepped forward, offering his hand. ‘Yes, I am,’ he said, unaccountably shy.

They shook hands.

‘Do you mind telling me who you are and how you know my name?’

‘Most people call me Snake. I look after the place for Mr. LaDjess. I got a phone call from his lawyer telling me he was dead and you're the new owner. Bit young, aren't you? Have you any proof you are who you say you are?’

‘Bit young for what? I’m sixteen. This is my brother Ingenio and his partner Constantine. And yes, I have proof; it’s in the car. I’ll get it.’

Ingenio and Constantine shook hands with the man who called himself Snake.

‘Partner as in boyfriend?’

‘Yes. Got a problem with that?’

‘Nope. Just don’t want to put my foot in it. My only problem is what your brother’s going to do with this place. And me,’ he added as an afterthought.

‘He won’t keep you in suspension.’

‘Do you have another name apart from Snake?’

‘Of course.’

‘What is it?’

‘I’ll tell you if we ever become friends.’

‘Why was this gate open and the other closed?’

‘The road gate’s closed to prevent nosey parkers from driving up. There’s a laser alarm just inside, so when it sounded in the garage, I knew someone was arriving and opened it.’

‘We apologise for not telling you we were coming, but we have no idea how to contact you.’

‘No worries. You're the owners, you can come and go as you like.’

Frankie returned and handed Snake a photocopy of his birth certificate and the property transfer.

Snake studied it then looked up with a puzzled expression. ‘You didn’t buy it? It was a gift?’

‘Yes. As for what I want to do with it…’ he watched carefully for Snake's reaction. ‘I want to keep it as wild and private as possible. Humans have enough good stuff, the animals and plants need space and peace.’

Snake smiled and nodded. ‘As I'm human, I suppose you'll want me to go, then?’

‘Do you want to go?’

‘No. I love this place. Been here nearly fifteen years.’

‘What do you do?’

‘Everything. Maintenance, security, repairs… you name it, I do it.’

‘Can you think of any reason we wouldn’t want you to stay?’ Ingenio asked politely.

‘Like, have you a criminal record, that sort of thing,’ Constantine added.

‘Some people think I've done criminal things, but I don’t. Mr. LaDjess trusted me. He was paying me five hundred a week and I live rent free, so if that doesn't continue I’ll have to go—can’t live on fresh air and scenery.’

‘I reckon we can manage that,’ Frankie said thoughtfully, turning to Ingenio. ‘So that’s what Prospero meant when he said Snakes are valuable. We can afford to pay the same can’t we?’

‘Of course. What do you say, Con?’

‘We’d be fools to let him go, especially after Prospero’s Delphic utterance.’

‘What did Mr. LaDjess say about me?’

‘That Snakes are the best defence against vermin.’

Snake’s anxious frown dissolved into a laugh. ‘A few years ago we were plagued by illegal loggers and nurserymen scouring the place for rare plants, so I got rid of them.’ He thought briefly and frowned. ‘Or… it could be that when I phoned him about two months ago, I mentioned a visit by a bloke claiming to be his nephew, Tony Carracci, the son of LaDjess’s sister who married an Italian. Mr. LaDjess told me he was vermin and not under any circumstances to let him on the property. I forgot all about him until last week when he telephoned me, asking me to call him as soon as a bloke called Frankie Fey arrived to take over the place. I had no idea what he was talking about until the lawyer rang to tell me the boss was dead and Frankie was the new owner. I mentioned Tony Carracci’s phone call, and he more or less repeated what Mr. LaDjess said; Tony Carracci is a low-life bastard to avoid. I thought it was him when you arrived. I'm glad it wasn’t!’

‘How did this Tony Carracci know I was the new owner?’

‘Everything’s on the Internet, including land titles. For a handful of dollars you can find out who owns anything, pretty well. I imagine he’s been checking this property every day for months, waiting for the old man to die.’

‘The Internet terrifies me sometimes.’

‘The important thing is he asked me to let him know as soon as you got here, but not to tell you about him. It seems he wants to catch you off guard for some reason.’

‘What’s he like?’

‘Greasy tub of lard; probably in his late fifties. Brought a mean looking bastard with him. Not big, more your size, Ingenio, and not much older. But tough. You know… the sort that starts arguments so he can bash you up? Don’t know his second name but Carracci called him Jerry. Wouldn’t trust either of them. Carracci told me he wants to take out all the old growth hardwood trees to sell to Asia for furniture, and then subdivide the place into acreage lots. Reckons to make about a billion at least. Offered me a million if I help him get it.’

‘Tempting.’

‘Will a million bucks buy me a house in place like this? It wouldn’t even buy a two-roomed apartment behind the railway station in Sydney. When I said that he upped it to five million.’

‘Even more tempting. Did you refuse?

‘I said I’d let him know. I wanted to find out your plans first. You might have been even worse than him.’

‘And now?’

‘Now I’m worried. I have to let him know you're here or he’ll fix me. But I’m nervous about what he’ll do to you if you refuse to sell the place to him. Honestly, he’s a nasty bit of work.’

‘When he asked you to help, what did you think he meant?’ Constantine asked.

‘That I’d help him and Jerry put pressure on you.’

‘What sort of pressure?’

‘The sort of pressure that a greedy man who stands to gain a billion dollars puts on those who oppose him.’

‘And if you don’t tell him we’re here, he’ll…’

‘I'm not going to wait to find out. I’ll take off somewhere. I’m not going to risk getting on the wrong side of that sort.’

‘Then as we want you to stay, we’ll have to meet him. Tomorrow?’

Frankie shook his head. ‘I’m already nervous, Ingenio. I’ll not sleep till we’ve got it over with. Ring him now so we can tell him we’re not selling and then enjoy the rest of the weekend.’

‘I don’t think it’s going to be that simple, Frankie.’

‘Should we call the cops?’

‘No way! He’s filthy rich. The police are probably on his payroll—most cops are for sale. Only a complete fool trusts them.’

‘That's my experience too, Snake.’ Constantine agreed. ‘The sole function of the army, laws, police and judiciary is to keep the rich and the powerful safe from those who want to share in their good fortune.’

‘You're both cynics, but I fear you're both right. Ok, Snake,’ Ingenio said nervously, ‘You're the vermin exterminator, what do you think we should do?’

*****

Tiredness evaporated as they sat around the kitchen table in Snake’s tidy little flat behind the garage, drinking tea, eating toast and cheese and fruit, talking, drawing maps and diagrams, and coming up with a plan for the worst case scenario, hoping it wouldn’t come to that. Not foolproof, but no one could think of anything better. To avoid using his mobile phone or landline in case it was tapped, Snake drove five kilometres to a public phone box to ring Tony.

Ingenio insisted he would pretend to be Frankie, for which his son was secretly grateful. It was decided that he would pretend he had driven up alone from Melbourne, so they busied themselves hiding everything that might indicate the presence of two others, carrying all their stuff and a video camera and blankets up into the shallow crawlspace between the timbered ceiling of the garage and its tiled roof. From below it looked as if there wouldn’t be enough room for a human to squeeze in.

It was going to be hot, lying silently while secretly filming the meeting, but they didn’t take up any water so there’d be no temptation to move and knock something and reveal themselves. When all was arranged, they stretched out on the grass in the shade drinking little so they wouldn’t need to pee, eating sandwiches, and vainly trying to relax.

On his return, Snake left both gates open and when the laser bleeped just after eleven o'clock, they knew Tony’s car had passed through, giving them time to get to their places. By the time the BMW pulled up beside Ingenio’s vehicle in the parking area in front of the garage, Constantine and Frankie were lying on the boards of the crawlspace above, and the ladder was back on the floor, concealed under a pile of sacks.

Ingenio stood in the garage entrance watching Snake greet Carracci and Jerry, chatting and laughing. A cold wave washed through him. Could he trust Snake? Had he in fact been preparing a trap? Con and Frankie were already trapped in the crawlspace and he was defenceless. Deep breaths did little to calm his heartbeat.

Apparently satisfied, the two guests sauntered across, laughing at something Snake had said, and introduced themselves to Ingenio. Chatting amicably they followed Snake into the cool interior. Ingenio said he hoped they wouldn’t be long as he’d only come for a quick look, to get an idea what it was worth before going to Estate Agents and putting it on the market. He was on his own because his wife wasn’t interested in the place and was taking the kids to Saturday sports. He hadn't decided where he’d stay the night. Probably halfway home.

Ingenio learned that Mr. Carracci was a respectable developer with many important business connections and friends in the government. Snake offered cans of beer, then closed the garage doors to keep the place cool, and stood in front of them sipping at his can, relaxed but obviously on his guard.

What are you prepared to offer for the property, Mr. Carracci? Ingenio asked innocently, sipping at his beer. Jerry laughed loudly and Tony sniggered. ‘More than you expect, Mr. Fey.’

After tossing their empties into a corner they peered suspiciously up and around the empty space. Deciding they were alone, they put their case.

‘Snake has informed you that I’m Mr. LaDjess’s only surviving relative and should have inherited this place. But the old man was completely gaga and didn’t know what he was doing, selling the place to you, so you are going to sign the title over to me.’ Without waiting for a response, he opened a briefcase and placed two documents on the workbench. ‘These are duplicates of a transfer of this property to me, filled out and just needing your signature on both. You will sign them now. Snake and Jerry will witness them, and you will then return to Melbourne. Is that clear?’

Ingenio glanced at the documents, then looked up, clearly confused. ‘There’s no mention of how much you are going to pay me, Mr. Carracci.’

‘That's because you are making a gift of the place as compensation for the emotional hurt I've suffered from being disinherited.’

Ingenio shook his head in denial and confusion. ‘I understand your disappointment at not being bequeathed this place, Mr. Carracci, but I acquired this property legally, so I will not be giving it to you.’

If he was disappointed, Mr. Carracci’s smug smile concealed it. ‘And I say you will.’

‘And if I don’t?’

‘You will not be returning to Melbourne.’ The voice was matter of fact and relaxed.

‘Are you threatening me?’

‘Yes.’

‘But then you won’t have my signature.’

‘Signatures can be copied, and friends in Lands Transfer Offices don’t question official documentation unless asked to.’

‘Ingenio turned angrily to Snake. ‘You told me Mr. Carracci wanted to buy the place! You lied!’

Snake’s laugh was evil. ‘Fuck you educated pricks are stupid. You were going to just dump me on the street, but Tony’s a gentleman; he’s going to look after me, so shut the fuck up and sign the bloody thing.’

Ingenio’s desperation was only partially an act. ‘But… but surely you wouldn’t murder me just to get a block of land. And the police are smart, they’d soon work out who’d done it.’

‘They would come to the conclusion that a city boy had gone for a walk, fell down a cliff, of which there are many around here, and broken his back. Unfortunately, he didn’t die immediately, he lay in quadriplegic agony for several days before dying of thirst and exposure and being eaten by ants, bandicoots, and other vermin. Changed your mind?’

‘No! You wouldn’t!’

Jerry grabbed Ingenio's arms, dragging them up behind his back causing him to grunt from pain, and rammed a bony knee into the centre of his back.

Mr. Carracci proffered a pen. ‘Will you sign?’

‘Never!’

‘Get on with it, Carracci,’ Snake snarled. ‘The stupid fuck’s not going to sign anything.’

Carracci nodded. ‘You're right, Snake. Ok Jerry, snap to it.’ He giggled inanely. ‘But maim, not kill. We’re not murderers. ’

Just as Jerry was on the point of ramming his knee into his victim’s spine, Ingenio screamed and dropped his head onto his chest. Two sharp cracks set a flock of kookaburras screeching in maniacal laughter outside as Jerry, followed by Carracci, dropped to the floor where they twitched for a few seconds before lying still, blood trickling from holes in their heads.

Snake blew across the barrel of his revolver like a cowboy in an old western movie, and replaced the gun in his pocket with a self-satisfied grin.

‘Fuck you're a good shot!’ Frankie shouted. ‘But Ingenio! Is he all right? Get us down!’

Snake replaced the ladder and went to look at Ingenio who was writhing in pain. Constantine and Frankie raced across.

‘Are you Ok? Ingenio! Speak to me! Is your back broken?’ Constantine and Frankie were both on the verge of tears.

Ingenio looked up and grinned. ‘I reckon I'm as good an actor as my son.’

‘You utter bastard. That’s the last time I worry about you.’

‘Inge! If you do that again I’ll kill you properly!’

Ingenio wrapped his arms around Con, kissed him and let himself be dragged upright. ‘Sorry, I couldn’t resist. At least I now know you'd care if I karked it.’

‘Arrogant turd. I wasn’t worried about that, I was imagining all the fuss I’d have to go though if we had three bodies to dispose of.’ He looked up at Snake who was shaking his head in amusement. ‘What're you laughing at?’

‘Two crazy queers.’

‘Where did you learn to shoot like that? It was fantastic. Straight from the hip! Perfect. And where’d you get a revolver?’

‘It fell of the back of a truck. Thanks for the compliments on my aim—that’s from years of practice exterminating hares and wild dogs.’

‘Prospero was right, you're the best vermin exterminator ever, thanks, Snake.’ Frankie looked as if he was going to be sick. At first he’d been excited, then fearful, then relieved, but suddenly it hit him. Two men who’d been alive only minutes before were now dead, and he and the others had done it. He turned very pale and began to shake. Snake grabbed him before he fell and carried him out into the sunshine followed by the others who weren't looking much better.

Snake looked at them critically. ‘Frankie’s okay. It’s a normal reaction from a sensitive kid. Stress takes more out of you than exercise. Rub some blood into his limbs while I make us a cup of tea. It’s just on midday so we have to get moving. It’s almost certain Tony has arranged to call someone once this is over, so we can’t hang around. Okay?’

‘Yeah, sure. Don’t worry about us.’ Trying not to think about what they were doing and what they had just done, they removed both dead men’s outer garments, and Ingenio and Con put them on, Ingenio in Jerry’s and Con in Tony’s. He had to pad himself a bit to take up the slack in the trousers, but ended up with a bum quite as flabby as Tony’s. With Jerry’s cap pulled down, Ingenio looked like him from behind. There was a hat in the BMW that fitted Con, and after a quick check they went over the plan one more time while they drank tea.

‘Ok,’ Snake said seriously. ‘We have to get this right. It’s broad daylight so it needs bravado, not nervous caution. Act confident and you’ll be believed.’ He spread a map on the table. They gathered around and gave it their full, nervous attention. ‘This is the pub I go to now and again. I've never been there on a Saturday afternoon, it’s too crowded with idiot karaoke wannabes. But few strangers go, so you’ll be noticed. That means you don’t have to do anything special. Buy a drink, pay for it, tip the barman, sit at the bar, or a table if there’s no space at the bar, as close to the exit opposite the main entrance as possible, call each other Tony and Jerry a couple of times loud enough to be heard, and try not to leave readable fingerprints on the glasses, by smudging them each time you put them down.

‘After a few minutes, start an argument. Intense but as if you’re trying to conceal it. Then play it by ear. It might go something like this… Ingenio, will call Con a lying bastard. Con will tell him to shut the fuck up. Ingenio will get up and stand over Tony—not enough aggro to get someone to try and break it up though. Tony will shove him away and leave, closely followed by Con muttering that he’ll make the fucking bastard pay. As soon as you're outside, you’ll chase each other down this street here,’ he pointed at the map, ‘and I’ll be waiting here,’ he pointed, ‘with the engine running. It’s a very quiet service lane. There’s no commerce on weekends so it’s unlikely you’ll be seen. But check anyway, then get in and make yourselves invisible under the rugs. It doesn't matter if someone recognises my vehicle because I’m a regular in town.’

‘Yeah,’ Con said uncertainly. ‘It’s clear enough. Don’t worry, we’ll be fine.’

‘It’s you that’s worrying, Con. Don’t. It’s a cake-walk as long as you keep the argument low key so no one feels obliged to intervene or follow you. All we want is for a few guys to remember that two blokes called Tony and Jerry had an argument and took off down the street. Oh, and don’t look up when you enter the pub, there are cameras at the entrance. Not sure if there are any inside or the exit, so keep your heads down as much as possible.’

‘No worries,’ Ingenio said more cheerfully than he felt. ‘We’ll be okay.’

A few minutes later, wearing rubber gloves and trying not to smudge existing fingerprints on the steering wheel and dashboard, Con and Ingenio drove Tony’s BMW down to the pub, parked a block away, got out, locked the car and removed their gloves. Stuffing them deep in their pockets they wandered into the bar, heads down as if discussing something important. It was noisy inside. Karaoke down the end opposite the bar and plenty of stools empty. They went to the far end of the bar near a door marked Exit, sat on stools, looked at the karaoke and signalled over their shoulders to the barman. No customer took any notice. They ordered beers and asked him if it was always so busy. He didn’t look at them properly, just grunted something incomprehensible and returned to watch the singer, without waiting for a tip.

This wasn’t the plan. They had to be noticed. After what seemed an age the singer stopped and people drifted to the bar for refills, but no one gave them a second glance so Ingenio decided to hurry things along. He fell off his stool, flinging his arms wide as if to save himself, knocking his drink onto the floor. The smashing glass drew curious looks.

‘You bastard, Tony. What the fuck’d ya do that for? Could have broken my back.’

‘Because you’re a fuckwit, Jerry,’ Con snarled. ‘Get up and buy another.’

‘Fuck you, Tony.’ Ingenio got to his feet and lunged at Con, who threw the contents of his drink at him, then headed out the exit, snarling, ‘You're a fucking loser, Jerry, go fuck yourself.’ Ingenio raced after him shouting, ‘I’ll get you, Tony, you fat prick.’

Still shouting they disappeared into the side street, then along a service alley, at the end of which stood Snake’s Suzuki with the engine running. After checking the street was empty, they leaped into the back, lay flat and covered themselves with blankets as it drove quietly away.’ Snake stopped at a takeaway on the edge of town to buy a pie and a coke, chatting briefly with the owner before driving sedately home, closing both gates behind him.

Back in the kitchen, a frantic Frankie was relieved to hear the vehicle pull into the garage. He raced out and hugged all three. ‘I was so frightened you’d get caught. That something would go wrong. That…’ he stopped, tears streaming down his cheeks. ‘I’m sorry. I was being so strong and telling myself to be brave and sensible and all that crap, determined not to go all girly, and then… I realised how much I love and need you. I...’

Ingenio hugged him and the others told him not to worry. Real men were allowed to have emotions and express them. They were proud of him; both Con and Ingenio silently wishing they too could scream and shout and cry and get rid of all the tension that had been building. Instead, sitting around the table they tried fairly successfully to make light of it, laughing about their impromptu act at the pub. After a quick snack of bread, cheese, boiled eggs, tomatoes and Snake’s excellent spaghetti bolognaise, they reckoned they'd be able to last another few hours.

‘I hope so, because we’ve a lot to do before we can relax,’ Snake reminded them. ‘Cleaning up and removing all evidence will take at least till six o'clock. We’ll have to get a move on if we want to finish before dark.

Bellies full, they returned reluctantly to the garage where they removed all their clothes, carefully bagged everything belonging to the two dead men, and put on clean overalls provided by Snake. There wasn’t much blood to remove and scrub away, but the floor had to be swept and every centimetre of the grass, driveway and garage scoured for anything the murderous pair might have dropped.

They made two very tight parcels of bodies, clothes and personal items, wrapping them in heavy-duty plastic sheets, tightly sealed with duct tape. After placing them in the back of Snake’s little Suzuki 4X4, they piled in and drove up a narrow, tree-lined track behind the house. After cresting a hill the track wound down into a gulley, over a ridge and then down to the base of a tall cliff, near the centre of which was a dark hole.

‘That's the cave?’

‘Yep.’

‘We’ll never squeeze in there!’

‘Wanna bet?’

Even with two to a body it was tough work manhandling the corpses into the narrow cave. The roof was too low to stand upright. After about fifty metres the sandy floor began to rise until they were forced to crawl, then slither one after the other on their bellies, dragging and pushing the corpses between them. It was claustrophobic, despite the light from torches strapped to their foreheads, but fear of the consequences of failing to conceal the evidence conquered the fear of being trapped underground. After nearly half an hour of dragging, slithering, sweating and sliding, the roof plunged into the sandy floor. Snake directed his torch onto a horizontal gap in the rocks to the left at floor level. Constantine shone his torch in.

‘It get’s bigger in there, but there’s no floor. It’s just a black hole! We can’t go in there. I can’t see anything. Where does it go?’

‘No idea. But whatever goes down there won’t be seen for a long time.’

The plastic wrapped bundles were too large to be squeezed through the slit, which was a metre long but a bare fifteen centimetres high, so they separated the bodies from the plastic and clothing, then crushed the ribs so they could squeeze them through. After a sweaty, exhausting age the two corpses slid down into darkness, followed by their clothes and plastic wrapping. And after what seemed endless wriggling in the confined space, the men’s soiled and torn overalls, shoes and gloves followed the bodies into the black hole. To make certain all had gone, they peered with their torches into the slit, but could see nothing.

Every joint and muscle aching, bare skin scratched on protruding rocks that they were certain hadn't been there on the way in, knees scuffed, feet sore and bruised, they returned to the cave entrance, carefully brushing the sand with branches as they walked backwards to remove signs of their passing. Snake had been right; it was six o'clock before they had showered, dressed what turned out to be insignificant wounds, eaten and stopped twitching from effort and nerves. They sat at the table for a full minute, staring at nothing in silence.

‘How can we return to normal life after a day like today?’

‘What's normal for you?’ Snake asked.

They told him.

‘Will you all be coming to live here?’

‘Would you mind if we did?’

‘I’d be disappointed if you didn’t. You’ve made me realise I'm lonely. I thought I was fine and didn’t need anyone else. Macho man and all that stoic stupidity. But spending the day with three real men who dare to be themselves and not pretend they're heroes and tough and all that macho crap, is so great, I…’ he stopped and looked away, not wanting them to see how affected he was.

Frankie got quietly to his feet and stood behind Snake, placing his hands lightly on his shoulders. Snake sniffed, then placed his left hand on Frankie’s right. Carefully looking into the distance he said softly. ‘That’s the first time for years that anyone’s touched me in friendship.’ He turned his head and looked up at Frankie. ‘I’m very, very glad Prospero gave you this place. He was a wise man.’

‘How did you come to live here?’

‘Twenty years ago I was just another unemployed black waster in Sydney doing nothing in the park. Then an old bloke got out of a flash car and crossed the road as if he wanted to go for a pee in the park toilets. Two guys followed, then jumped him. Normally I wouldn’t have cared, rich people get what they deserve, don’t they? But I was feeling angrier than usual so sauntered over and said all casual like, Can I join in? That made them laugh and relax so I slammed pointy knuckles into the bridge of their noses. They screamed, so I kicked them in the cods. They screamed again. Then I lifted the old guy to his feet and carried him back to the car. He looked pretty sick, but thanked me and asked if I could drive because he didn’t think he could. I drove him to his hotel, helped him to his suite, and he offered me the choice of a thousand bucks or a job. I chose the job and was his chauffeur for five years. Then when he moved to Melbourne, I took over here and have been more or less happy until you blokes turned up.’

‘That does it,’ Con said brusquely. ‘I’m sick of Melbourne and all those kids getting themselves into trouble, we’re coming here.’

Ingenio nodded. ‘I agree. Even though we haven't even been inside the house.’

‘It’s not as big as it looks, so if you don’t like it you can live here with me,’ Snake said with a grin.

‘Snake, you are a gentleman! And if we do like it, you can come and live with us.’

‘You'd have a black man living in your house with you?’

‘Ah, I’d forgotten you were black. I suppose it would be shaming for you to live with three trashy white queers?’

‘I guess I could stoop that low.’

‘I reckon you’re beautiful,’ Frankie said dreamily. ‘I’d love to have skin like yours.’

‘Until the first person who passes you in the street holds his nose and asks his mates where the stink’s coming from.’

‘They don’t!’

‘They do. But it’s late and we all need sleep.’

‘Do you think we ought to leave now? Not stay any longer after…’

‘No way! You're all so exhausted you'd crash and then goodbye to pretending you haven’t been here. No, tomorrow I’ll give you a quick tour, and then you can go, okay?’ Now, we sleep. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise…’ he grinned in embarrassment.

‘As always, you speak excellent sense oh guru.’

‘Silly bugger.’ But Snake was pleased. ‘The couch in the sitting room opens out into a double bed, he explained quickly to avoid descending into pathos, ‘it’s a bit small for three. I’ve got a double in my room, but… we could spread a few cushions and Frankie can have my sleeping bag.’

‘If you’ve a double bed, why can’t I sleep with you?’

Snake shrugged.

‘Because, Frankie, he’s worried you’ll rape him. All queers are rapists and perverts, you see, and unable to resist fucking men.’

‘Gosh, I'm a late developer. I've never felt like that,’ Frankie sighed. ‘Ok Snake, where’s the sleeping bag?’

Snake was shaking in silent laughter. ‘If you promise not to do naughty things to me, Frankie, then you're welcome to share my cot. I didn’t suggest it because, as everyone knows, blacks eat young boys.’

‘You're a cannibal?’

‘Are you questioning popular wisdom?’

Ten minutes later all lights were out and four exhausted men were asleep. Con and Ingenio in each other’s arms, Snake and Frankie back to back.

Copyright © 2018 Rigby Taylor; All Rights Reserved.
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Snake sounds quite a character. Little concerned that despite the act in the bar, the lack of bodies is going make people suspicious where the thugs disappeared to.... and presumably their families/business colleagues knew where they were going and why. 

 

I love the description of the house. Sounds almost like it could have been Lachlan Macquaries architect, whose name escapes me at the moment...😆

 

I spent a brief part of my youth on a property like that. They resumed it to incorporate into a state park, whereupon they chopped down a whole lot of trees to "improve the view". Even back then we thought it strange!

 

 

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5 hours ago, Canuk said:

Little concerned that despite the act in the bar, the lack of bodies is going make people suspicious where the thugs disappeared to.... and presumably their families/business colleagues knew where they were going and why. 

 

 

I think the idea is to pretend the evil guys never turned up at the estate. I hope they remembered to remove any tracks the car might have left.  

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It will be interesting to see if Jerry and Tony going missing will come back to bite them. Add to my Rigby Taylor list an interesting house with an amazing garden. 😉 This is a good story. Thanks for sharing!

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3 hours ago, Timothy M. said:

 

I think the idea is to pretend the evil guys never turned up at the estate. I hope they remembered to remove any tracks the car might have left.  

That's right, Timothy. Yes, they cleared away all evidence - and it's why Snake phoned from a call box so no one has any evidence he called them. But it remains a worry. 

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2 hours ago, JeffreyL said:

It will be interesting to see if Jerry and Tony going missing will come back to bite them. Add to my Rigby Taylor list an interesting house with an amazing garden. 😉 This is a good story. Thanks for sharing!

And thank you for reading. I suspect Jerry and tom were keeping their evil plans close to their chest. So maybe our heroes will escape further horror....

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9 hours ago, Canuk said:

I spent a brief part of my youth on a property like that. They resumed it to incorporate into a state park, whereupon they chopped down a whole lot of trees to "improve the view". Even back then we thought it strange!

Argh!!! Typical. I remember the owners of grand houses on the Esplanade in Hervey bay destroying all vegetation that interfered with their view across to Fraser Island. 

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Wow! What a chapter! Action packed and they’ve found a fourth comrade😊 The guys sensitivity and acceptance helped Snake as much as his quick planning and quicker shooting helped them. What consequences await the crew now, and will Frankie see Sadu again if they all move to ‘85’?

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2 hours ago, sef said:

Wow! What a chapter! Action packed and they’ve found a fourth comrade😊 The guys sensitivity and acceptance helped Snake as much as his quick planning and quicker shooting helped them. What consequences await the crew now, and will Frankie see Sadu again if they all move to ‘85’?

Thanks - yes, they're having 'fun'... as for Sadu - you'll have to wait for about twenty chapters before he resurfaces.

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Because this is a story by an Australian author the definition of a 'black' man is a little up in the air. Is Snake  Negro, Aborigine, East Indian or African. Not that it makes a whole lot of difference, all these races are discriminated against by WASPs. Just a matter of clarity for your North American readers.

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17 hours ago, Will Hawkins said:

Because this is a story by an Australian author the definition of a 'black' man is a little up in the air. Is Snake  Negro, Aborigine, East Indian or African. Not that it makes a whole lot of difference, all these races are discriminated against by WASPs. Just a matter of clarity for your North American readers.

Indigenous Australians frequently refer to themselves as Black.

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