Jump to content
The content presented here is for informational or educational purposes only. These are just the authors' personal opinions and knowledge.
Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are based on the authors' lives and experiences and may be changed to protect personal information. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
Note: While authors are asked to place warnings on their stories for some moderated content, everyone has different thresholds, and it is your responsibility as a reader to avoid stories or stop reading if something bothers you. 

Post-Humorously - 12. Chapter 12

Going on a fiend trip can reduce your stress.

Many friends leave me because I am irrigated.

Let’s use our time to be more reproductive.

Thomas Edison invented the light bull.

The NBA has the top basketball players, such as MJ, KOBE, LBJ.

Take a painting as renowned as the Mama Lisa.

The great artist Vertigo who painted Starry Nite.

Alexander Grahemble.

Neapolian Bonapart discovered America in 1492.

Like Voltaire said in her book candid.

We need not look further than the examples of Ludwig Von Beethoven and my uncle Dennis.

In addiction, I will go home happy and thoughtless.

There is a saying that goes, "An eye for an eye ends up the whole world blind,"

Before doing anything stupid like arguing with your best friend remember the best moments you have pissed with him.

There is a saying that if you go close to red paint, you will end up radish.

We have the same sense of hymor.

I suggest bicycling instead of using a cat.

It's a trendency.

If people die before using their money, they will be sad.

I agree to the statement due to the following reasons written above.

Firstuval,

Eating hobbits.

copyright 2018 by Richard Eisbrouch
  • Like 2
  • Haha 2
The content presented here is for informational or educational purposes only. These are just the authors' personal opinions and knowledge.
Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are based on the authors' lives and experiences and may be changed to protect personal information. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
Note: While authors are asked to place warnings on their stories for some moderated content, everyone has different thresholds, and it is your responsibility as a reader to avoid stories or stop reading if something bothers you. 
You are not currently following this author. Be sure to follow to keep up to date with new stories they post.

Recommended Comments

Chapter Comments

Although they're all good for anything from a chuckle to a guffaw, the abysmal ignorance shown by some approaches the horrifying. BTW, contrary to rumor, hobbits do not taste like chicken. more like groundhog, but less greasy. Yum.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment

"The NBA has the top basketball players, such as MJ, KOBE, LBJ." - Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James? Really would have been easier to just spell it out. Ha ha

  • Like 1
Link to comment

Lyndon Baines Johnson is the main public person who's gone by the initials LBJ in the last 100 years.  Followed by his wife, Lady Byrd, and their daughters, Linda and Lucie.

 

As for the other comment:  it's scary to consider a Hobbit tasting.  And what wine?

  • Like 2
Link to comment

Yes, and MJ is usually short for Mary Jane

or marijuana and KOBE clearly isn’t initials at all, but a first name. I think the writer had wires crossed on a few counts.

  • Like 1
Link to comment

Well, yes:  crossed wires seems to be the nature of these students.  Or they're just doing it to amuse me.

 

As usual, thanks for following along.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
23 minutes ago, RichEisbrouch said:

  Or they're just doing it to amuse me.

Now there’s a thought

  • Like 1
Link to comment

This grouping is an excellent one to show how many, many of these are errors are introduced by Apple's aggressive but dumb autocorrect. I'm sure mistakes like "the light bull," 

"Mama Lisa," the great artist "Vertigo," Voltaire's book "candid" are all due to iPhones and Macs. Naturally, that does not absolve the student from reviewing his or her work before submitting.

 

But to me the larger question is, Apple's autocorrect is the world's largest, currently active rollout of artificial intelligence, so how can no one see the obvious: introducing AI into computing is the same as introducing human error into computing. God help us if we don't stop it now. Planes will be falling out of the sky.  

Link to comment

Actually, these students don't have access to spelling and grammar check.  These essays are written in a classroom, with no support besides what's in a student's mind.  I don't know if that makes things better or worse.

Link to comment
View Guidelines

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Newsletter

    Sign Up and get an occasional Newsletter.  Fill out your profile with favorite genres and say yes to genre news to get the monthly update for your favorite genres.

    Sign Up
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

Our Privacy Policy can be found here: Privacy Policy. We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue..